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Quasi Handjob

When a girl just plays with your dick a little bit. Does not jerk you off to completion. This move originated at California State University, Stanislaus, and is usually performed before a blowjob.
"What's a quasi handjob?" -Danny Mullen
"She just, like, played with my dick a little" - Leo Dottavio

"Leo was in a Home Depot parking lot and asked a broad with low self esteem for a quasi handjob before she blew him"
by Papa Leo February 14, 2021
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quasi

Seemingly knowledgeable (but not really); pseudo; fake
My husband thinks he's a skilled home winemaker. So far, his quasi skills have produced nothing but vinaigrette!
by talk2me-JCH2 September 3, 2022
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quasi boyfriend

a boy, not a man, that you have feelings for who says he likes you, and spends 80% of his time with you or talking to you, but for some reason won't ask you out... but you are basically in a relationship, and everyone knows it (even his ex girlfriend).
Catherine, are you and Winston dating?....No he's just my quasi boyfriend.
by Amandaiscool April 22, 2008
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quasi-intelligencia-nervosa

some-one who thinks that they are super intellectual and who actually goes around telling people (that they are just that) when in fact they are basically just insecure, neurotic and self-obsessed.
Man I know your sister went to Uni and everything but why's she have to be so "quasi-intelligencia-nervosa" ?

Is that what I'm going to become if I go to Sydney Uni......a "quasi-intelligencia-nervosa" ?
by Paleo Boy December 26, 2009
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Quasadisla

Quasadisla (kwas - uh - diz - luh):
A new sexual position in which the woman is compacted as much as possible into a spherical state then wrapped around by the guy as much as possible in the attempt to completely eliminate the light of day from reaching the woman, kind of like the pita of a quesadilla prevents the spicy innards from seeing the light of day. Any open orifice is fair game for insertion. The maneuver works best with small, petite women, especially midgets.
"Hey, Joe, I made a Quasadisla last night with your mother. It was fantastic, the best I've ever had."
by theJackHammer October 4, 2005
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Quarse

Someone who does not know the meaning of the word quarse.
Donothan: you’re such a quarse!
by Quarse February 23, 2021
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quakster

A duck-based solution used mainly for cleaning up clogged intertubes.
That site could definitely use some more quakster.
by tha tru q April 26, 2009
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