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Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade

The act of a female suctioning a plunger to her midriff and sodomizing a male wearing a lampshade on his upon his dome piece whilst a man of the dwarf persuasion repels from the ceiling and sprinkles technicolored pubic hair on your back while listening to russian and/or zimbabwean techno music.
1. Last summer, while visiting my grandparents in Fargo. i walked in to my grandpapa recieving Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade.

2. i first discovered my love for zimbabwean techno when i recieved my first Quadratic Technicolored Lampshade. (QTL)
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quadratic formula

The reason behind dropping out of chemistry. It causes ones brain to recoil in horror and claw at the inner skull wall...it proves that combining math and science is never a worthwhile endeaver...especially when you can just as easily become a biologist and cut up weird things for a living....much more enjoyable.
to hell with the quadratic formula
by Petsche May 16, 2005
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Quadratics

the neatest thing in math ever !!!! you see by using quadratics to solve equations, your avoiding the guess and check method!!!! quadratics are set to zero and have two answers!!!!
Next year, on the regents, make sure you use some quadratics in word probelms, so that you can avoid the guess and check method, WHICH IS STINKY!!!!!
by - gillander July 4, 2003
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Quadrasexual

That one person who isnt sure whether they're male, female, gay, or lesbian. Possibly a raging sex maniac
John: wow, that guy looks like he had sex with a whole crowd last night!
Mary: I bet you he might be a quadrasexual.
by PlasmaGace March 9, 2017
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Quadratic Cringe Formula

When you go from being cringe, to having somewhat of a redemption arc, to being cringe again. It can be in any given amount of time but usually around a year between each.
person a: “damn i remember u being super cringe in middle school but for some reason u were kinda chill in 7th grade”

person b: “yea i went thru the quadratic cringe formula in middle school
by juna_is_cringe September 6, 2022
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quadranine

dude you just got QUADRANINED, bitch.
by Ian Racoma August 9, 2003
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quadratically

In a quadratic way
Due to the equation a = bc², if c decrease, a decrease quadratically.
by bphdn May 31, 2010
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