Chuffter puppet

Main Entry: Chuff·ter pup·pet

Pronunciation: \ˈchaf-tər\ \ˈpə-pət\
Function: noun
Etymology: alteration of Latin chufftious and Middle English popet youth, doll, from Middle French poupette, Date: 14th century

1 : The person on the receiving end of a clenched fist into the anal canal from a loved one or friend; specifically : refered to as the Chuffter Puppeteer or doer

Reference:
Chuff·ter pup·pe·teer
Pronunciation: \ˈchaf-tər\\ˌpə-pə-ˈtir\
Function: noun
Date: circa 1923
: one who manipulates Chuffter puppets

Look at the way the person is walking, I bet he was somebody's "Chuffter puppet" last night!

by Sokin' annoyed May 23, 2010

Flesh-Puppet

An actor.

After a chance meeting with a film star you admire, your friend might say "Why did you get so star-struck, he's only a fucking flesh-puppet!"

by BellenderCarlisle July 3, 2008

Puppet Penis

puppet penis

so use the old puppet penis. When your trying to impress somebody your attracted to, you tie a string round your cock and balls and thread the rope string through your clothes to your hand discretely connect it to your hand or finger. When your talking to the one you like move it sharply giving they impression off instant sexual attraction. tell the person your getting movement downstairs they will instantly look and you can master the movement of the puppet penis. Its an instant turn on and you can nick name your penis Pinocchio after all it does get longer.

by Mr C J GRAY July 3, 2019

bunk puppet

The sock used for male masturbation in a place where others share the same sleeping quarters.

John had a date with his bunk puppet every night after his dorm mates fell alseep.

by Guns of Navgattone September 16, 2008

fuck puppet

Phrase coined by author Christopher Moore to refer to a female companion whose sole contribution to a relationship is the provision of sexual gratification. Can also refer to a male. Implies that, apart from looking good and having sex, the person has no other redeeming qualities.

"Fuck puppets. Every one of them has an apartment that some older executive guy is paying for - just like he paid for the health-club membership and the fake tits. They spend their days getting facials and manicures, and their nights under some suit out of his suit."
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"So they're like mistresses?" Charlie said. "Like in Europe?"
"I suppose," Ray said. "But did you ever get the impression that mistresses worked this hard to look good? I think fuck puppet is more accurate, because when they get too old to hold the attention of their guy, they've got nothing more going. They'll be done, like marionettes with no one at the strings."

by N E B October 16, 2007

Master of Puppets

Master of Puppets is Metallica's third album. It was released in 1986, which is the same year that bassist Cliff Burton died in a tragic bus accident on September 27th. Master of Puppets includes Battery, Master of Puppets, The Thing That Should Not Be, Welcome Home (Sanitarium), Disposable Heroes, Leper Messiah, Orion, and Damage Inc. It is arguiably one of Metallica's best albums.

''Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings, twisting your mind and smashing your dreams. Blinded by fear, you can't see a thing. Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream: master, master! Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream: master, master!''

by 62Orion86 December 28, 2005

Master Of Puppets

By far, Metallica's best album. Every one of the songs is a kickass metal song. Every one of the songs would be the number one song on any other Metallica album (except for the black album and ride the lightning). Of course, master of puppets is a quality song...but
1. Battery
2. (already mentioned) Master of Puppets
3. The Thing That Should Not Be
4. Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
5. Disposable Heroes
6. Leper Messiah
7. Orion (an orgasmic instrumental)
8. Damage, Inc.

are eight of the best songs ever. period.

If you get a metallica album, get Master of Puppets

by METAL HEALTH! November 18, 2005