Prvt. Pyle

1. Slang term referring to the character played by Vincent D'onoffrio in the movie "Full Metal Jacket" who appeared to be slow, dim witted and an all around 'tard!

2. Slang term utilizing definition 1 to refer to a co-worker who looks like the movie character and/or possible serial murderer!

3. Individual referred to in definition 2 who initialized the phrase "Bouquet of Cock"!

Guy1: "Holy shit! WTF is wrong w/ that guy?"

Guy2: "Ya, no kidding! He really looks like Prvt. Pyle! And just about as stupid too!"

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Guy1: "Why are there events still on the board from night shift!?!?"

Guy2: "Probably cuz Pyle was too busy watching hentai porn all night!"

by nvaguy3135 September 4, 2010

Private Pyle

Someone who is pushed into insanity by emotional/physical abuse.

An old friend of mine sort of ended up like Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket...he went insane, but instead of shooting himself, we were able to put him into an asylum.

by Esna Slersad November 30, 2020

reverse pyle driver

The act in which before anal sex, the man body slams his partner and punches her in the face then inverts her and has anal sex using talcum powder as a lubricant, then ejaculates in her face and sends the pictures to her grandparents.

Eric: The bitch wouldn't shut up last night so I proceeded to give her a reverse pyle driver.

Corey: Did her grandparents like it?

Eric: Oh YEAH!

by Kristoph Kringle September 11, 2006

Private Pyle

While your wife /girlfriend is sleeping, grab a step stool and a bottle of tabasco and head to the bedroom. Now, place the stepstool a couple of feet away from the bathroom door in the direct path of the bed. Then shut the bathroom door.

Take the bottle of tabasco to bed and hide it in the pillowcase. Wake her and start to arouse her. Once you are getting close to blowing your wad get the tabasco ready. Tell her you want to come on her face. Aim for the eyes and while she inevitably has her eyes shut and mouth open, you drop a load and shake several drops of tabasco in the corner of her eyes.

When you are finished she will open her eyes and immediately be blinded. She will run to the bathroom to wash her eyes, trip over the stepstool headfirst into the shut bathroom door. At that time you stand over her and yell, "You close your eyes when Charlie's shooting at you and your going home in a body bag. On your feet Private Pyle!"

My wife needs to learn her place in this household. I'm gonna give her a Private Pyle tonight.

by Gunnery Sgt. Hartman August 22, 2011

gomer pyle

When having sex with a woman while wearing a baseball cap, the man turns his baseball cap 45 degrees to the left, squats over the woman's stomach, defecates, and says “SHAZAM”!! (Now that’s a Gomer Pile.)

I took a girl home last night and while engaging in intercourse, I pulled out, and performed a Gomer Pyle. She kicked me out.

by KevinC256 March 8, 2007

Private Pyle

To 'do' a 'Private Pyle' is an action; usually this action is performed by a person of average intelligence and involves becomming totally un-hinged and without rudimentary competance when working on a Compaq Rack, full of mission critical Server equipment.

Systems Tech 1: "Shit...did you hear what that Support dude did?"

Systems Tech 2: "Man was he dumb...he Private-Pyled that whole Rack of kit"

Support Tech 1: "(snigger)...yeah - what a dumb-ass"

Support Tech 2: "Yeah - I think he was Millhouse'd..."

by Morale Suppression Officer December 10, 2003

jeff pyle

jeff pyle : also know as fat, or lard
also know as hotdog eater with a map on the back of his head

ahh i just steped in a jeff pyle.
dont eat that you will turn into a jeff pyle
are you dating a jeff pyle

by bdizzle777 November 26, 2010