pussydickcroach

An unsettling creature with five eyes, three legs, and an oddly shaped body. It is not poisonous and can be used as a pet. Usually described as "weirdly cute."

Dude look at that, I think its a pussydickcroach.

by spoonism August 26, 2022

Shit Pussied

To become so excessively drunk that a woman actually defecates in her pants, and it slides into her vagina

"girl, i drank way too much last night, i was totally shit pussied"

by June0510 August 14, 2009

Pussydex

The measurement of the quality and/or quantity of attractive females in any given place.

Pussydex is to attractive women as humidex is to humidity.

"Hey, we can go to either of those bars....."

"Yeah, but the pussydex is much higher in this one."

by The Picker September 23, 2011

Pussied down

To get layed by someone with a vag

I got pussied down by michi last night, bro, that shit was so fire 😩

by MichiiTheGoat October 29, 2022

pussydick

A male who acts like a female because he will not have intercourse with his girlfriend or partner.

Josh wouldn't have sex with me last night even after I went down on him; what a pussydick.

by Jen D July 29, 2008

Pussied eyes

Meaning your eyes are so squinted which makes them look like a pussy, occurring from lack of sleep

Pussied Eyes- Hey Bro Your You Must Be So Tired Cuz Your Eyes Are Pussied

by Hlowing July 9, 2016

Pussydom

The act of extreme pussyness.

Dude, why did Nate display so much pussydom today?

by Your Mom loves Mike Hawk March 31, 2011