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your mum's pussy 

it is used by townies/chavs.
moesha: fuck off you scal
chav: your mums pussy
your mum's pussy by owen April 5, 2005

pirate's pussy 

slang term used to describe the facial hair style of beard called a goatee.

In years past there was no women on pirate ships. The old pirates encouraged the younger deck hands to grow goatees.

When the older pirates received oral sex from the men with goatees the beard hair reminded them of a woman's pubic hair.
Tristan couldn't wait to fuck Stephan's pirate's pussy, since the extra facial hair made him feel less gay.

Nun's Pussy 

When a vagina has been untouched by any men or dick or finger or fist and is in perfect condition.
Mike: Yo, heard you fingered some girl. What was she like?
Me: Dude, she had a Nun's Pussy, I could only get one finger in. Like trying to break into Fort Knox. It was good
Nun's Pussy by Niall R October 12, 2008

pussy-licker's paradox 

When your sexual partner establishes that receiving head is a catch-all solution to their personal problems, and you give them so much head that it causes them to feel guilty. However, guilt is a personal problem, which can therefore be solved with more head. Thus, the pussy-licker's paradox.
"She felt felt bad because I was eating her out more than she was going down on me, so I ate her out to make her feel better"

"Aw dude, sounds like you encountered the pussy-licker's paradox!"

bacon's pussy 

You've heard of things being referred to as the bee's knees and said to yourself.. What, why? Why is the bee's knees good? Here comes bacon's pussy .. it works for everything. Every man loves bacon and he also loves pussy. Now you know he loves bacon's pussy!
Sweet version: honey, tonight's dinner was the bacon's pussy.

Perverted certain: damn look at that, I'd eat shit out of her bacon's pussy

Teams: their quarterback is the bacon's pussy
bacon's pussy by El cheeky November 15, 2017

Pandora's Pussy 

A pussy so controversial, it could ruin your life after fucking.
Guy 1: I wanted to fuck her, but she's my girlfriend's best friend.
Guy 2: A bit of a pandora's pussy, eh?
Pandora's Pussy by PPKS0S July 29, 2018