Throat Pushups

A Blow Job

Guy 1: ''So, what did you and your girlfriend get up to last night?''

Guy 2: ''Oh, we just watched a movie, then I got her to do some Throat Pushups''

by akendall December 12, 2010

bobby brown pushups

to recieve fellatio whilst on top of your partner

' I put my nuts by your chin so when you look up / I be on top of you doing Bobby Brown pushups '

by r.a. March 10, 2004

Pre-emptive sex pushups

Pushups that a male will perform prier to having sex. The main purpose of these pushups is to get his muscles warmed up for having sex.

Chris: "One, two, three, four, five..."
Lisa: "What the hell are you doing?"
Chris: "Pre-emptive sex pushups."
Lisa: "Oh, ok."

by ChiStriker June 23, 2011

Perfect Pushup

When a male performs the act of pushups, his penis orally penetrating his partner who is lying down beneath.

That "Perfect Pushup" is the workout I've ever had!

by 2inamillion February 08, 2011

Morning Pushups

The act of masturbation in the morning.

I heard Frank doing morning pushups through the wall yesterday.

by reapercrew14 January 19, 2014

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 04, 2022

face pushups

when a girls face looks hot for the first time

daamn did you see fran last night? bitch mustove been doing some face pushups lately

by andrew penis February 05, 2010