Clay Puppington

A character from the discontinued adult swim show Moral Orel. Fucking evil, but also a dilf.

“I think Clay Puppington is kinda hot.”
“You’re mentally ill. Get help.”

by MysteriousStalker8989 December 4, 2021

Puppet Democracy

A "democracy" ruled by powerless figureheads secretly controlled by a minority, wealthy elite.

America is a puppet democracy.
or,
Fuck this puppet democracy, I'm moving to the Russian Federation.

by Alpha gee October 17, 2008

Puppets in Disguise

When characters like ALF wore things like trenchcoats to hide their physical appearence.

Gay Liotta's club Slice has a lot of puppets in disguise.

by Jon Gulbuni May 25, 2010

Fuck You Puppet Theater

A Do It Yourself puppet theater you create from an empty see-through plastic container that you can fit your entire hand in as you freely flip the bird to whomever you feel hostile toward since it doesn’t really “count” because it’s puppet theater.

I brought my Fuck You Puppet Theater to the White House and had a field day!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 10, 2019

stabbin' puppies

The high pitched squealing sound your girlfriend or wife makes whilst having really amazing sex.

Last night when I was fuckin' my girlfriend her mom said it sounded like we were stabbin' puppies!

by sdavis January 1, 2008

Cunt Puppet

The act of a woman flailing around in pleasure as someone fingers her, thus making her much like a puppet upon their hand.

I tell ya, Maggie was quite the cunt puppet last night. I almost lost my hand to her.

by DARKJESTER December 29, 2004

Soccer Puppies

The Soccer Puppies is a nickname for the Fort William Football club in Scotland, based out of Fort William in Lochaber, Scotland, as well as their ultras.

The name derives from their performance in the 2017-2018 season, when they finished with -7 points. A consequence of an SPFL penalty when Fort William FC fielded an ineligible player for 3 games (losing 3 points per game). That ineligible player was in fact a golden retriever, who was given a custom jersey, and added to the roster under the pseudonym, Buddaigh MacDug.

From his tenacious performance, and the subsequent shame of having the worst single season record of any football team - ever - the team was given the moniker "The Soccer Puppies" by the Scottish Football community.

Steer clear of Lochaber this week, the Soccer Puppies' ultras are gonna stomp any Bhoys that set forth North of Ballachulish.

by Woodlandscaley August 25, 2020