pundit

a person who speaks with the tone of authority but is often found out to be just a big gasbag handing you a lot of stuff.

He is a political pundit.
Sports pundits predict landslide for home team.

by Crabby Old Goat November 6, 2012

punda

1. Unfair or inequitable conduct, specifically in gaming.
2. An event or circumstance, most specifically in gaming, that is dependent on fortune.

Gamer One: 'I win!'
Gamer Two: 'That was sheer punda.'

by Mintha July 12, 2009

punditiot

A punditiot is a typical pundit, or talking head commentator, on any given cable news channel. They lack IQs, yet believe that their opinions are gold.

The term itself is a cross between pundit and idiot.

Punditiots often have nothing of value to say, yet are labeled as "experts", get lots of air time and even decent salaries if they are hired on as regular contributors.

Punditiots can influence elections and frequently create memes, often false ones, that become political talking points... and even news. Yes, punditiots create their own news.

Dumbing down the electorate is their specialty.

Sarah Palin is now a Fox punditiot. She spouts her p.o.v., gets paid a lot of money, and is spotlighted regularly.

Yet, what she says is inaccurate and nothing more than world salad.

Same can be said for Pat Buchanan, Harold Ford, Ron Christie, Karl Rove, James Carville, William Kristol, John Fund, et al.

by GottaLaff November 23, 2010

Pundificate

verb: to pundificate or pundificates

This is the act of an on-air, talking head going on and on about something they know little or nothing about as if they are an expert. It is highly opinionated drivel.

The pundit pundificates.

by Erehwon September 11, 2014

Pandaist

A pandaist is a practitioner of pandaism. The importance of pandas is to a pandaist no less than water and oxygen. A pandaist maintains his/her life by watching video clips of pandas.

For a pandaist, it can't be any more true that a panda a day keeps sadness away.

Sorry, I am just a pandaist. 🐼

by Pandada Pandavsky April 24, 2019

pandaish

Resembling a panda in either physical, metaphysical, physiological, psychological or emotional means.

To be one with pandas.

Nicky Wiehe is pandaish.

by thugs r us December 15, 2008

pandaing

To snuggle and spoon that ass so hard that 2 big fluffy panda's humping each other only creates a fraction of the fiery sensations that your body would bring to her. In fact, you intend on doing it so great that she will transcend in both pleasure and spirituality to the point that if you were to leave her that her body would quiver on the equivalent of a intense cocaine withdrawl and her life may potentially be rendered forever incomplete.

Pandaing comes from the word "Panda" and "ing". Similar to cupcaking. Panda-ing, except it can be called pandaing with 2 syllables instead of 3.

Joey: I would pandaing her into infinity and beyond.
Mike: Be careful bro....pandaing is serious business.

by Shookat October 3, 2011