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chrome plated polack

"I'll never understand why Janey married that chrome plated polack!"
by corncobbutthole September 30, 2009
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Plated

Totally and uterly steaming(drunk)
I was totally plated last night!
by Adrian Roworth October 8, 2004
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Plated

The act of either shitting on a glass table while someone watches from underneath or placing a clear glass plate on your face and having someone shit on the plate. Some prefer using saran wrap as they can then feel the warmth of the turd laying on their face.
That bitch just plated me. Her asshole was so cute
by Shewmanga February 10, 2017
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Plated Up

To put false or incorrect number plates on a car or other (usually stolen or uninsured) vehicle to hide the true identity.
Just went to look at a car for sale, well dodgy though. I reckon it's plated up.
by Obdii January 3, 2021
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Gold Plated

When a man pisses inside a woman's vagina for sexual pleasure. Earth shattering orgasms ensue.
Many men think it is impossible to pee with a hard on, but this is simply untrue.
Johnny Gold Plated me in the shower last night. I've never had such an intense orgasm in my whole life!
by goldplated December 27, 2015
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Gold Plated Toilet Seat

A person who is cheesy, a snob, and one who thinks:
1. "They're all that!" and really aren't, or
2. Believes they know more than everyone else, but really don't, and/or
3. Thinks they are better than everyone else.

In usage, such a person is described as sitting on their gold plated toilet seat, or asked to "get off their gold plated toilet seat."

See also: high horse, putting on the dog
Did you notice Angela at today's staff meeting? She was sitting on her gold plated toilet seat, trying to tell everyone what to do! Everyone knows she ain't all that!
by CheetahCats April 11, 2010
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L-Plated

VERB: to do something stupidly or clumsily; mostly used by those attending King's College, Auckland, and their associates.
Derived from L Plate the plates that Learner drivers must display when driving.

Commonly used in conjunction with retard wanker eatass and other insults. Generally only used by teenage males.
Guy 1: Hey, Tom, where's mum's car? I want to go out.
Brother: Sorry, I crashed it coming into K-Rd. The cops dropped me off. Gutted eh?
Guy 1: Well, you fully L-Plated that, retard.

and

Guy 1: Man, I am so screwed..!
Friend: What's up?
Guy 1: I fully L-Plated it with Christie - called her Jess. Fuck.
by Lecca August 22, 2006
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