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Full Plate Jimmy Hat

Plate armour for your penis to offer protection often used in a high risk high reward scenario
Oh dear, I'm about to fight this monster and I have an erection. I best wear my full plate jimmy hat
by Kaiser William III November 26, 2018
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plate of shrimp

Synchronicity. Derived from the 1984 film "Repo Man".
"Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. Suddenly somebody will say like 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', out of the blue, no explanation. No point in looking for one either; it's all part of the cosmic unconsciousness."
by Norton Zenger May 14, 2004
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platerazzi

Members of the website "Vanity Plates: Creepiness in 8 Characters or Less" on blogspot who stalk cars with vanity plates and take pictures of them.
Passenger: Uh, honey?
Driver: Yes?
Passenger: I think there are some members of the platerazzi behind us trying to take pictures of our vanity plate, DOUCHEBG
by Ms. HLP February 13, 2009
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dinner plate sized asshole

Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first
oh daddy gape me with your dinner plate after dinner
give me a dinner plate sized asshole
by cum.stain.stan April 25, 2022
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Old Fart Pilates

A specialized genre of Pilates classes geared to older fitness conscious folks.
Well I’m off to Old Fart Pilates class, gotta keep this hardbody going!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019
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Garbage Plate

An awesome meal that consist of.. Home Fries, Hot Dog or Hamburger, Mac Salad, Baked Beans, Hot Sause and LOADS OF KETCHUP. All things are optional. I like mine minus the Mac Salad and Baked Beans. Famous in Rochester, NY at a place called Nick Tahoe's.
Let's go to Nick's and grab a garbage plate.
by emorock1862 November 16, 2004
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heart attack on a plate

A termendous pile of greasy food that is all served on one plate. Quite likely to be seen at buffet restaurants.
*Nick D and one of his friends from the ghetto are out dining at the Golden Corral*

Nick D: *accidently spits out his drink while alarmed by the sight of a morbidly obese man serving himself pounds of fatty meat on a single plate* Holy shit, yo check out that niggapotamus over there serving himself a whole heart attack on a plate!
Nick's homie: I see that. Daaayum, that be one fool who needa check himself before he wrecks himself with that metric shitload of grease.
Nick D: Yeah I bet that sucka's soon gonna need an ox cart to carry his Jabba the Hutt ass around.
by Mark H September 23, 2004
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