Pucked

The act of inserting a hockey stick into the rectal cavity of another person, usually a homosexual partner. However, "pucking" someone can also occur when two straight males argue over something trival, and one sticks a hockey stick up the other's ass.

Whoa, J. Wire just pucked Bull!!!!

If you don't admit that the Vancouver Canucks are a shitty team, I'm gonna puck you.

by Bull_it February 28, 2011

Puck

A girl that will bang or suck anything that plays hockey is a puck. They sad depressed people that find satisfaction in having hockey palyers inside them.

Bill: Did you here Brittney H. got double teamed by two Mustangs?
Fred: She's such a puck

by That guy behind that bushes November 7, 2006

Pucks

Small, thin burgers; shaped similarly to hockey pucks. The term is mostly associated with McDonald's cheeseburgers.

We gotta stop by WacArnolds man....I could really go for a couple 'a pucks!

by davemcnasty November 21, 2010

Puck

A Philippino saying “fuck” (they can’t pronounce ‘f’).

Puck, it's pour porty-pive! (4:45)

by Chris Costuna August 7, 2006

Puck

An individual who exizibits the sexual characteristics of a man and a woman. A pussy and a dick. A puck

It's muddier than a puck out here

by Puckhucker January 18, 2014

Puck

Puck is a mean panda that lives in a house that causes trouble like burning down houses and stuff

Puck burned down my house

by Puck blair December 26, 2018

Puck

1. A small flat rubber disk used in the sport of hockey.

2. A stupid, naive or foolish person.

"Evelyn, you insolent young puck!"
"Go away, you bloody puck."

by FlynnMacabre October 20, 2020