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psychological combover

Kidding oneself. Pretending something is true when it isn't.
Saying "50 is the new 30," is just a psychological combover.
by Pookyduke373737 June 11, 2017
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Psychological traffic

Being stuck in pockets of slow moving traffic for no apparent reason.
I thought there was an accident on the road but there was nothing going on - so it must have been psychological traffic.
by dp.paz June 19, 2017
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Psychological

A way for a pussy to convince himself/herself that nothing is real unless they describe it as real. A pretentious person's version of positive thoughts.
That didn't happen, it wasn't real, violence is all psychological, if the person doing the damage is the one pretending everything is psychological.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019
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Psychological fuckening

When you're so fucked up on psychedelics that the only thing that can come out of you is 'uururrrreheheh'
Holy shit, I just experienced a psychological fuckening.
by Sexy time 420 February 4, 2020
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Psychological Auto Pilot

a state of being in which the "innerhuman"auto pilot takes over:

because it's a good day, because you've done it hundreds of times, because there are no thoughts present, because it's the rhythm of the morning/afternoon/evening/night, because it's happy hour somewhere in the world, because it's just me, because this is the life, because this is who i am, because ...blank...

Also happens when people take their work home and forget to switch back to "human being" a trade found in many professions and a state of being wherein everyone else sees this person needs a vacation and/or a structural recreational routine with a sidedish of spontaneous "relaxion action" and/ or a main ingredient of please come back to us.
"Get of the psychological auto pilot i am talking to you!"

"Save the psychological auto pilot speech for your clients, this is your mother speaking!"

You're driving, the phone rings: " you're disrupting my psychological auto pilot session, i was flowing."
by good attention July 22, 2013
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psychological

Pronunciation: ˌsī-kə-ˈlä-ji-kəl
Function: adjective

1) "Logical" as determined by a psycho.

2) The processes of the human mind, not being entirely logical, often involve a psychotic component. Hence, the combination of "psycho" and "logical" is necessary. The psychotic component is often dominant in clingy ex-boy/girl friends.
1) The only (psycho)logical conclusion he could come to was to stalk the hot sorority girl around campus.

2) Guy 1: Dude, the way Lauren operates is not logical.
Guy 2: Yeah, but it is psychological.
Guy 1: Don't you mean psychotic?
Guy 2: Yeah, that too.
by rastronauts May 25, 2010
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psychological drafting

In racing (running/biking), psychological drafting occurs when you spot a person ahead of you with a number in your age group, and you follow that person closely so you can pass him/her when the finish line is in sight.
I was running a marathon and spotted a guy in my age group just ahead of me, so I did some psychological drafting and dusted him at the finish line before he knew what happened.
by RenegadeTX June 28, 2007
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