Protoss

The StarCraft race used by pussies who can't win with Terrans.

SHIELDS ARE FOR WIMPS!

"Whimper! Nasty Terrans! Quickly, my brethern! Cower behind our shields!"

by Merlin September 17, 2004

processed meat

Oral gratification of a man's genitalia. Getting Head. Receiving a blowjob.

I was in the back room gettin some processed meat by this one bitch.

She's hella good, she'll process yo meat my nigguh.

by stray bullitts January 16, 2009

Protoss

A noob who through luck and unfair advantages manages to acheive higher than their means. This person usually has an unhealthy ego and dislikes it when you point out their lack of genuine talent and/or skill. Originates from a person who abuses the overpowered Protoss race for cheap wins in the computer game Starcraft II

col.Cruncher a good example of a Protoss. So is Liquid'HuK

by ZergOvermind2112 May 18, 2011

Protoss Player

One who plays the Protoss Race in Starcraft.
Protoss players usually have any of the following qualities:

1) Balding or having a very short hairstyle.

2) May have a tattoo to show others he is a Protoss Player

3) Limits his playing style to Cannon Cheese or massed Void Rays

4) A n00b

5) Shirt is usually sleeveless

6) A dork

7) Breathes through the mouth exclusively

8) When he inevitably quits out will have thousands of unspent minerals and gas

If you spot a Protoss player in the wild call the nearest Terran player to beat him with massed marines.

Dan decided to become a Protoss Player and he has not been the same since. His hair fell out and he has this weird tattoo of a High Templar on his back.

by Terran4Ever February 21, 2011

protoss

the seemingly powerful race in starcraft that dies to the weak looking zerg race in lost temple almost every single time.

my protoss cannons wont attack the lurkers uphill!

by clark January 20, 2004

poossed

Verb: to violently and uncontrollably lose control of both your bladder and bowl simultaneously.

When the monster jumped out during the movie, I was so scared I poossed myself.

by PrototypeX March 10, 2017

priossed

/pree-ossed/
(adjective) A combination of pissed and proud; A mixed feeling

I am priossed that you wrote this Shrek biography. I’m proud that it’s about Shrek but I’m pissed because I can’t believe you wasted your time writing this.

by lolwhatok October 6, 2019