Pornocchio

A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.

Guy 1: "Did Tommy tell you about his all-nighter with that hot chick from the bar last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah right dude, he's such a pornocchio. She told me nothing happened."

by Dreamz September 16, 2008

poonoser

A person from New Brunswick. The term derives from the word Bluenoser, which is a person who lives across the border in Nova Scotian. Poonoser mocks their belief and riteous attitude that they are that much better than their neighbouring province.

Hey, did u see that jerk Norm from New Brunswick? What a Poonoser.

by Nova Scotian November 2, 2012

pornocopia

An abundant collection of quality pornographic material.

"Being a married man, Bob was careful to hide his pornocopia of downloaded naughtiness in a folder marked "Bills", safe from his wife's prying eyes."

by JScottBaird January 11, 2008

Porno

An extremely wholesome genre of films, that groups and families watch together on holidays such as Christmas, etc.

Son: Hey Mom, will Uncle Jack bring the Pornos with him?
Mom: Yes son, your uncle has a magnificent Porno collection.

by DeathCustard April 19, 2020

phonogenic

a person that consistently takes selfies, looks at themselves in the screen of their phone, and take multiple images while looking at themselves.

Your such a phonogenic person because you're always on your phone.

by phonogentic May 18, 2017

porno date

A date you go on for the sole purpose of what you know is going to happen at the end of it.

The guy wasn't really her type, but considering his looks and how long it had been since she'd been with a guy, she agreed to a porno date.

by Shannon L.W. September 1, 2005

Pornodontist

A guy who puts braces on 18-21 year old girls who don't need them, to make them look young for porn

She took a trip to the pornodontist so she would get the part in barely legal teens 9

by #748 Stiffler September 25, 2010