Poetrizing

When you are speaking to someone, and in most cases offering advice, and you happen to say a deep message that sounds like you're writting and/or reciting a poem. It can be kind of annoying but girls LOVE it!

Sorry, I'm poetrizing again

by No one will know November 27, 2012

Poeten

The poet who writes only ten-line-poems.

I would like to be a great poeten in the days ahead.

by Rajeeb2014 January 16, 2013

Sand Poet

A sand poet is one who developed a speech impediment from oral blisters - ones specifically caused by frequently licking a sand-encrusted asshole.

Toober can’’t properly say “alfalfa sassafras” because he made the mistake of being a sand poet

by The Great Zezu October 24, 2018

Shithouse Poet

Widely-acclaimed anonymous author of infamous wit and wisdom written on the stalls and walls of many bathrooms. The "Shithouse Poet" is believed to actually be a number of different individuals acting in nearly every state of the United States. Much to the chagrin of janitors, the Shithouse Poet leaves his nuggets (pardon the pun) of wit and wisdom in the form of well-crafted prose and poetry through various means in batrhooms throughout the U.S.A.

Some examples:

"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the Shithouse Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."

And...

"Here I sat all broken hearted.
Tried to shat, but only farted.
So today I took a chance.
Now I say I shit my pants.
Tomorrow I decide my fate.
I'll borrow a quart of Kaopectate."

by Frank Klaune January 22, 2005

Poetry in Motion

A purpose of graceful fluidity, such that moves with tactful elegance throughout. A noun; abstract yet direct and completely beautiful to all 5 senses.

The woman was like poetry in motion as she seemed to glide across the dance floor.

by 2kanplay1911 December 1, 2010

rubbish at poetry

UK joke phrase for RAP 'music'

rap means rubbish at poetry - they all laughed

by maenads May 17, 2007

Preethy

someone who is extremely kind and unselfish. gentle and caring to every on around them. can have mood swings and emotional turmoil but is always able to control her emotions, and is very sensitive to every around them. loves nature and enjoys doing new things. happy, cheerful and go lucky

person one: man i am having a real bad day
person two: just be preethy about it

by justaflower January 22, 2014