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protonostalgia

An emotion you feel when you are nostalgic for a time you were never alive in.
It is a proper subclass of nostalgia.
Protonostalgia is like when a chick is nostalgic for the time of pirates! Or, when a dude misses being a 16th century courtesan. It also happens when folks spend a lot of time wishing they could be Shakespeare's pal!
"Do you miss being a pirate? I miss being a pirate!"
by Dinosaur Comics August 8, 2007
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Proctorville

A small town in southern Ohio that consists solely of a Kroger, McDonald's, and a Wendy's. The town is so small that citizens of Huntington WV (the town across the river) do not know where that huge bridge in their town goes. They just know there is a bridge.
When referring to said place, it is often easier to reference nearby landmarks such as Marshall University. It's not the same town, nor the same state but it's 5 miles away so people get the idea.

Also known as:
Proctor-Vegas
P-Ville
Butt-Ville
"So are you from Ohio?"
"Yeah I am from Proctorville."
"Where?"
"Ughh... you know that movie 'We Are Marshall'?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm from there."
"Oooohhh ok."
by Proctorvillian March 3, 2009
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proctodynia

Your a proctodynic
You remind me of someone whom I suffer proctodynia from.
by Tracker August 3, 2007
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procyonine

Like or resembling a raccoon
If you knew what procyonine meant before you saw this page, you are smart.
by Jerry D May 9, 2003
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Proctological

So smart that you can pull made up words out of your butt
After finishing his masters degree Jimmy was able to create words with proctological precision
by orion22222 October 18, 2008
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Proctor

A guy that arrives just in time to get free food and then make a mess all over your house while telling you his latest terrible joke.
After Karate Derrick came over and Proctored all over my house. It took hours to clean up that mess.
by The Proctologister November 15, 2010
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Proctologist

a dismal excuse for someone to stick his/her hand up any person's anus.
i went to the proctologist and got legally raped.
by P.Diddy Poppa Nox July 22, 2003
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