Ghost protocol

When you block someone from Facebook, instagram, Snapchat, stop replying to texts, and stop answering their calls.

Dude that Bitch is crazy, I had to initiate the ghost protocol.

by ucfcmo1987 September 9, 2016

Proctological

So smart that you can pull made up words out of your butt

After finishing his masters degree Jimmy was able to create words with proctological precision

by orion22222 October 18, 2008

Proctologist

a dismal excuse for someone to stick his/her hand up any person's anus.

i went to the proctologist and got legally raped.

by P.Diddy Poppa Nox July 22, 2003

The Jolie protocol

Angelina Jollie's famous cancer prevention protocol. 100% infallible method to prevent cancer that consist of cutting off any organ before said organ could develop cancer.

I used to smoke and now I am concerned I might get lung cancer. To prevent this from happening, I will follow the Jolie protocol and have my lungs removed.

by kagomey May 14, 2013

The JML protocol

Meaning to use a specific tcp/udp protocol to work round certain access limitations, performed by using SSH.

I couldn't get into that switch directly but I used the JML protocol to get round it.

by trouble365 August 25, 2010

Proctologist

an ass inspector

my proctologist found a big piece of shit in my ass

by boomer2 July 28, 2003

protocol 3

Boys are crying when they hear that.

BT-7274 : Protocol 3 : Protect the pilot.

by KanSyden January 22, 2020