Procrastinating

What unemployed people put as their Occupation on internet profiles to try and sound clever.

Name: John Smith
Age: 28
Occupation: Procrastinating

by Astrantia April 10, 2003

Procrastinating

I'll get a definition for it later.....

teacher: John did you do you're paper?

John: No, I was playing Black ops all night to avoid doing it.....

teacher: grrrrrr Procrastinating...

by Thatgingerkid December 6, 2010

procrastinating

something im doing right now

MOM: Johnny, stop procrastinating and do your homework.
Johnny: Never.

by TotalNoobSauce February 18, 2008

procrastineating

The art of eating when not hungry to avoid doing a task eg: assignments, housework, report writing.

Hey Sam did you finish the assignment last night?" "No buddy, I was too busy procrastineating

by Princess Phoebe June 7, 2011

Not-procrastinating

Someone who is clearly procrastinating but has spent so long procrastinating that they no longer have the energy to make up a lie.

Little sister, "What are you doing?"

Big sister, "Not-procrastinating".

Little sister, "If you say so..."

by HungryHilda March 20, 2011

Procrastidating

The process of procrastinating through superficial use of Tinder (including lots of browsing and chatting).

Oh man I should be studying for my end of year exam but I've just been on Tinder procrastidating all day...

by HA92 November 17, 2014

procrastineating

when one eats an amount of food disproportionate to their body weight for the main purpose of avoiding work that needs to be done

mom: billy why did you get a C on the math test
billy: oh not much mom, i was just procrastineating the night before sorry mom

by wrongwaywilson October 24, 2017