Not-procrastinating

Someone who is clearly procrastinating but has spent so long procrastinating that they no longer have the energy to make up a lie.

Little sister, "What are you doing?"

Big sister, "Not-procrastinating".

Little sister, "If you say so..."

by HungryHilda March 20, 2011

procrastineating

when one eats an amount of food disproportionate to their body weight for the main purpose of avoiding work that needs to be done

mom: billy why did you get a C on the math test
billy: oh not much mom, i was just procrastineating the night before sorry mom

by wrongwaywilson October 24, 2017

procrestineating

Eating continuously for long periods of time to avoid beginning a boring/gruelling activity. If done on a regular basis you WILL get fat.

Joe: I should do some study after I've finished dinner. Oh wait I'm still hungry *grabs chips*
Two hours later
Mother: Joe, I pay for your ******* university fees! Stop procrestineating!

by Hithereyou November 3, 2013

Facebook Procrastinating

when you have some important paper, homework,event, or something else important to do but in stead you go on facebook posting about what you have to do and or start chatting with other people for hours

John: hey did you finish your term paper?

Sam: No dude I was Facebook Procrastinating, Didnt you see my post on facebook last night

by Jason1228 September 30, 2010

procrastinating

A word that is popularly used in setting facebook status for no good reason.

Santa is Procrastinating.

by paliam May 7, 2009

Procrastineating

Procrastinating through the act of consuming edible materials such as the Snack or Quick Bite.

'The essay was too terrible to face, so she resorted to procrastineating.

by Kyasarin January 3, 2009

procrastitexting

The act of starting a conversation over text message instead of doing homework.

I didn't finish my homework last night because I was procrastitexting

by José Wanahumpalota November 7, 2011