Procrastagnated

the mix between becoming such a procrastinator that you start to become stagnate in inactivity

I procrastagnated so long that I can't motivate myself to even shower off the stench of self-loathing.

by JRobo November 18, 2009

Procrastabaking

1)procrastinating studying for first semester finals by making "holiday" cookies
2)putting off studying/ schoolwork by smoking a bowl
3) or both of the above

I made gingerbread cookies while i was procrastabaking!

by lazyskier December 14, 2010

procrastahatin

When you are procrastinating with someone who is also procrastinating and you hate them for it.

She's just procrastahatin' cause she ain't doing anything useful now either.

by stevemcking January 2, 2011

procrastashit

The act of putting something off by dropping a duece.

I should call Mia and ask her out,ah I'll wait until after I take a procrastashit."

by jonny won ton July 14, 2011

Procrastablunt

When you are neglecting some sort of work to instead, chief down on a blunt.

Manny - "Man I can't finish my essay I must have writers block or something"

Matt- "Fuck it man me neither, lets smoke a procrastablunt!"

Manny- "Oh hellz yea!"

by Superstrainz November 4, 2012

procrastanap

The art of procrastinating by sleeping - something usually perfected by Human Geography students.

"I need to do this assignment for next week, I got plenty of time, I'll just have a procrastanap"

by huntpain March 9, 2015

Procrastabate

To procrastabate: Masturbating when bored and/or there is nothing else to do.

Hmm.... What shall I do, might as well procrastabate!

by Educated-singles.com July 20, 2015