Dental Procedure

A discreet reference to oral sex or oral copulation of someone’s genitals, fart box or other erogenous zone. Usually a good old fashioned throat fucking.

I met that dirty whore in the parking garage and gave her a dental procedure.

She told me to get on my knees and the next think I know she was doing a dental procedure on my taut little rosebud.

by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020

Procedure 85

after surprising a chick with your cum in her eye, slap her with your dick.

i procedure 85'd a girl last night.

by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

Please-Proceed-In-Restating-Your-Words

MY way of saying "Hey, ummm... I can't understand what you are saying, you should... ummm... say that again?"

But my way is super cool!

"Hey! Oobachookaloomakooba!"

"Please-proceed-in-restating-your-words!"

"Oh, I said ooba chooka looma kooba!"

"O...kay? Thanks!"

by Veronica Erickson January 29, 2009

Procedure WTF

when your bitch is going down and your about to cum, you pull your dick out with such force that it flings towards your stomach and you skeet in your own eye.

JESUS CHRIST! I PROCEDURE WTF'D MYSELF LAST NIGHT AND IT HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! I HAD TO GO TO THE OPTOMETRIST!

by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

prockend

an insult when you want to call someone a prickend, but your hands spaz up on the keyboard.

nick jones you prockend. oops sorry lol i spelt it wrong, i meant to say prickend.

by zuzuuuu January 13, 2011

procedural chess

The weaponisation of an administration apparatus such that the opposing party or parties must navigate a sea of bureaucratic red tape in order to proceed with requisite business.

Dorothea has a grievance with her doctor's office, but the procedural chess of submitting a complaint has left her stunned; she may just forget about the whole endeavour.

by pseudoraphael June 1, 2020

Urban Pricked

When all of your definitions uploaded to this site get rejected. If you get Urban Pricked, you seriously have bad luck.

Bob:Why do all my UD definitions get rejected?
Jim:How many did you upload?
Bob:50 different definitions since May.
Jim:Wow dude, you really got urban pricked.

by Joe Da Bro June 19, 2013