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Pretenductive

The act of pretending to be productive at work
I had to be pretenductive at work today.
by Farshad Tami December 28, 2006
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pretendship

A false friendship that two people honor because they feel like they have to, not because they actually want to.
This generally involves a male and a female relationship in which person A likes person B and hopes to be more than friends, while the person B keeps person A there out of sheer pity, which results in person B thinking he or she has a chance with person A.
Elliot: I'm sick of my pretendship with him.

Dick: Then ditch him. You know he wants to get back together with you, and you know that you don't care about him AT ALL.

Elliot: But...

Dick: Lingering in this pretendship will do you both damage in the end. He will only think you are leading him on.

Elliot: True dat.
by travisjane April 25, 2009
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pretenemy

Pretenemies act as if they dislike each other, when really, that isn't the case. It can be ambiguous, at times, as to just how fictitious the mutual dislike is or isn't.

Pretenemy is a portmanteau of "pretend" and "enemy."

Contrast with frenemy (friend and enemy), in which case there is definitely a genuine measure of emnity. Both frenemies and pretenemies, however, are friends on some level.
Example 1:

I'm pretty sure David and myself are pretenemies. We argue a lot but there is no real anger or disagreement, and we consider it entertaining. At least, I do...

Example 2:

Me: "I have an example in mind: 'But isn't Quinn just your pretenemy?'
"'No, he has no pretenemies. Everyone actually hates him.'"

David: "But you don't know Quinn has no pretenemies for a fact."

Me: "It doesn't matter, it's Urban Dictionary. It's an example."

David: "Then it's a dictionary, it has to be accurate."

Me: "This is why we're pretenemies."
by A. Penner February 26, 2010
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pretell

A high superior breed of human. There are few pretells around today, they are the most intelligent and royal family. Pretells are most commonly doctors.

It was predestined that king Pretell the 1st meet with god in the dark under world to have a great battle to decide the fate of the world. He would later meet a woman to clean and cook for him named Abigail that was to be loyal to him forever in time of peace. The pretells lived in a strict high class manner with grace in every step. Today Pretell has become a new common possible slang for 'incredibly Fucking awesome'.
Woah! That guy is so pretell
by Divine right November 27, 2013
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Paiten

Paiten is a girl with a baddie personality, she always is social but is humble and quite when she wants. She is always the one to make you say "oh god" but she always makes you smile, she is always looking good for the occasion and is never caught looking bad, she does some bad but knows her limits (by the way she thiccc)
Yo paiten tf are you doin
by Yo why do you care? June 12, 2018
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Prateek

The most understanding guy who is often misunderstood by people. Shy at times but once you're close to him he's the wildest being ever. Will never let go someone he truly loves and is very caring loving trustworthy and loyal. Not many guys are as loyal as him. Grab him forever. He can be the cutest guy ever.
I'm in love with prateek
by Madcurie March 28, 2013
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Piter

Russian short slang definition of Saint-Petersburg, Russia.
The translation office in Saint-Petersburg „PEREVOD-PITER“ offers its translation service ...
by animalfromspb May 12, 2007
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