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Thotius Primius

Once a month each thot transforms into a giant raging monster. As the monster they seek the blood of their enemies to regain the blood that they lost. The thotius primius become real bitches at this time, like I know you wanted kit kat and not snickers but they didn’t have any stop yelling at me Jessica, I’m not crying shut up.
Thot: I can’t have sex now
Him: Why?
Thot: Cause it’s that time of the month...
Him: Thotius Primius!! Help!!!

Or

Him: why is my penis bleeding?
Him 2: oh no...thotius!!
by Aguerokingdom76 July 14, 2018
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El Primused

As if jumping down from heavenly high and made the world shatter
etc. Kashewz el primused down to Earth!
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primu

Person that has a few selected friends. They all are "primus", a secret society that seeks to conquest the world. There are lots of lesser primus around the world.
The master primu of Malaga, the primus of Jaen.
by Lhazar February 8, 2004
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Primus

An absolute chad who is also a basement dwelling kitten lover. Always requires his mods but can never support them. A demanding creature.
"You need to hop off discord, you're becoming a primus"
by norbert_dentressangle November 12, 2022
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primus maximus

I must use a Kleenex next time I primus maximus
by big butt bob April 10, 2015
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Primus

Experiencing connection difficulties during a gaming session thus insinuating one has shit connection. Symptoms: Lag, delay, disconnection and sudden bursts of anger from the connectee.
Club Captain: fuck sake Dellis! Why have you not passed that.

Dellis: Argh I did, I have fucking delay!

Club member: Don't blame it on your Primus connection you greedy bastard.

Dellis: Fuck off Danny
by Jeebel May 17, 2017
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Primus

Root Word Pri-mus

1) to rule in a supreme way 2) fist among the lot 3) a Family Originating in Granada who's offspring covers that Island, dang it i'm Juanell 1L Primus, and i can't even travel there in fear i might marry a cousin my grand dad had 52 children and his farther 35 i'm crap out of luck over there
the smith family rules in a most amazing way, almost like Primus
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
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