A "rare" female who looks human, and was born human, and has the body of a person that functions like a human being; but deep inside of her heart and her vagina; there is no stimulus to get and keep her motherly instinct or her sexual and romantic hormones activated! It matters less what you do/say because nothing can turn her on. Preterstars go through life not getting involved with anybody! They never have sex, date other people, or make babies; and neither do they crave these things. They are similar to asexuals; only except "asexuality" is a sexual preference. Preterstartion is either a birth defect or an internal conflict caused by a traumatic experience.
Girl 1: Ask for his number!
Girl 2: No thanks!
Girl 1: Why not? He likes you.
Girl 2: Sorry! I can't.
Girl 1: Are you scared???
Girl 2: Nope
Girl 1: Well then what's the problem? If you're a lesbian, I can set you up with a chick instead of a dude.
Girl 2: I'm just not attracted to men or women! I don't want sex and I don't want to date.
Girl 1: So you're a preter-star?
Girl 2: What's that?
Girl 1: Preterstar stands for preternatural star, just like Carol Anne!
Girl 2: Are you talking about that little girl from Poltergeist?
Girl 1: No the other Carol Anne! starlight.sl1996
Girl 2: No thanks!
Girl 1: Why not? He likes you.
Girl 2: Sorry! I can't.
Girl 1: Are you scared???
Girl 2: Nope
Girl 1: Well then what's the problem? If you're a lesbian, I can set you up with a chick instead of a dude.
Girl 2: I'm just not attracted to men or women! I don't want sex and I don't want to date.
Girl 1: So you're a preter-star?
Girl 2: What's that?
Girl 1: Preterstar stands for preternatural star, just like Carol Anne!
Girl 2: Are you talking about that little girl from Poltergeist?
Girl 1: No the other Carol Anne! starlight.sl1996
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A strangely persistent cold or flu that sweeps through a friend group shortly after spending time with someone named Peter. Symptoms include fatigue, sore throat, congestion, and a creeping suspicion that this all started when Peter “just had a little cough.” Often passed off as “not that bad” by Peter himself, Peteritis somehow manages to take out everyone else for days.
A strangely persistent cold or flu that sweeps through a friend group shortly after spending time with someone named Peter. Symptoms include fatigue, sore throat, congestion, and a creeping suspicion that this all started when Peter “just had a little cough.” Often passed off as “not that bad” by Peter himself, Peteritis somehow manages to take out everyone else for days.
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