Preterstar

A "rare" female who looks human, and was born human, and has the body of a person that functions like a human being; but deep inside of her heart and her vagina; there is no stimulus to get and keep her motherly instinct or her sexual and romantic hormones activated! It matters less what you do/say because nothing can turn her on. Preterstars go through life not getting involved with anybody! They never have sex, date other people, or make babies; and neither do they crave these things. They are similar to asexuals; only except "asexuality" is a sexual preference. Preterstartion is either a birth defect or an internal conflict caused by a traumatic experience.

Girl 1: Ask for his number!

Girl 2: No thanks!

Girl 1: Why not? He likes you.

Girl 2: Sorry! I can't.

Girl 1: Are you scared???

Girl 2: Nope

Girl 1: Well then what's the problem? If you're a lesbian, I can set you up with a chick instead of a dude.

Girl 2: I'm just not attracted to men or women! I don't want sex and I don't want to date.

Girl 1: So you're a preter-star?

Girl 2: What's that?

Girl 1: Preterstar stands for preternatural star, just like Carol Anne!

Girl 2: Are you talking about that little girl from Poltergeist?

Girl 1: No the other Carol Anne! starlight.sl1996

Preterstar by Joe Gros starlight.sl1996 January 29, 2019

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preversary

the prequel to the anniversary. If someone is getting married a year from today, today would be the preversary. Another excuse for a woman to get upset when her man forgets their preversary.

Girlfriend: Happy Preversary Baby!
Boyfriend: What's a preversary?
Girlfriend: Next year on this day we'll be (getting engaged, married)
Boyfriend: Uhhh ok

preversary by thatg1rl December 2, 2009

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Preterstar • peterstapes • preferatarian • preversary

preferatarian

a person who prefers to be vegetarian, but will eat meat when served by friends or according to local custom

When invited to have Thanksgiving dinner with your in-laws, they ask "We know you're vegetarian, but that doesn't mean you won't eat turkey, right?" The polite response is, "yes, I'm a preferatarian."

preferatarian by Craig SF December 30, 2007

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peterstapes

baddest bitch on this giant rock called earth, smart, funny, and has so much swag. She’s also maggie esmeraldas gf

woah peterstapes is so cool bro

peterstapes by swaggy chestnuts March 27, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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