Preterstar

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A "rare" female who looks human, and was born human, and has the body of a person that functions like a human being; but deep inside of her heart and her vagina; there is no stimulus to get and keep her motherly instinct or her sexual and romantic hormones activated! It matters less what you do/say because nothing can turn her on. Preterstars go through life not getting involved with anybody! They never have sex, date other people, or make babies; and neither do they crave these things. They are similar to asexuals; only except "asexuality" is a sexual preference. Preterstartion is either a birth defect or an internal conflict caused by a traumatic experience.

Girl 1: Ask for his number!

Girl 2: No thanks!

Girl 1: Why not? He likes you.

Girl 2: Sorry! I can't.

Girl 1: Are you scared???

Girl 2: Nope

Girl 1: Well then what's the problem? If you're a lesbian, I can set you up with a chick instead of a dude.

Girl 2: I'm just not attracted to men or women! I don't want sex and I don't want to date.

Girl 1: So you're a preter-star?

Girl 2: What's that?

Girl 1: Preterstar stands for preternatural star, just like Carol Anne!

Girl 2: Are you talking about that little girl from Poltergeist?

Girl 1: No the other Carol Anne! starlight.sl1996

Preterstar by Joe Gros starlight.sl1996 January 29, 2019

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preversary

the prequel to the anniversary. If someone is getting married a year from today, today would be the preversary. Another excuse for a woman to get upset when her man forgets their preversary.

Girlfriend: Happy Preversary Baby!
Boyfriend: What's a preversary?
Girlfriend: Next year on this day we'll be (getting engaged, married)
Boyfriend: Uhhh ok

preversary by thatg1rl December 2, 2009

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Preterstar • peterstapes • preferatarian • preversary • peters.darling • Peter Stormare • peter j tart • Peter's paradox • Peter Stain • Peter Storm

preferatarian

a person who prefers to be vegetarian, but will eat meat when served by friends or according to local custom

When invited to have Thanksgiving dinner with your in-laws, they ask "We know you're vegetarian, but that doesn't mean you won't eat turkey, right?" The polite response is, "yes, I'm a preferatarian."

preferatarian by Craig SF December 30, 2007

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peterstapes

baddest bitch on this giant rock called earth, smart, funny, and has so much swag. She’s also maggie esmeraldas gf

woah peterstapes is so cool bro

peterstapes by swaggy chestnuts March 27, 2021

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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