Preterstar 

A "rare" female who looks human, and was born human, and has the body of a person that functions like a human being; but deep inside of her heart and her vagina; there is no stimulus to get and keep her motherly instinct or her sexual and romantic hormones activated! It matters less what you do/say because nothing can turn her on. Preterstars go through life not getting involved with anybody! They never have sex, date other people, or make babies; and neither do they crave these things. They are similar to asexuals; only except "asexuality" is a sexual preference. Preterstartion is either a birth defect or an internal conflict caused by a traumatic experience.

Girl 1: Ask for his number!

Girl 2: No thanks!

Girl 1: Why not? He likes you.

Girl 2: Sorry! I can't.

Girl 1: Are you scared???

Girl 2: Nope

Girl 1: Well then what's the problem? If you're a lesbian, I can set you up with a chick instead of a dude.

Girl 2: I'm just not attracted to men or women! I don't want sex and I don't want to date.

Girl 1: So you're a preter-star?

Girl 2: What's that?

Girl 1: Preterstar stands for preternatural star, just like Carol Anne!

Girl 2: Are you talking about that little girl from Poltergeist?

Girl 1: No the other Carol Anne! starlight.sl1996

Preterstar by Joe Gros starlight.sl1996 January 29, 2019

preversary

the prequel to the anniversary. If someone is getting married a year from today, today would be the preversary. Another excuse for a woman to get upset when her man forgets their preversary.

Girlfriend: Happy Preversary Baby!
Boyfriend: What's a preversary?
Girlfriend: Next year on this day we'll be (getting engaged, married)
Boyfriend: Uhhh ok

preversary by thatg1rl December 2, 2009

preferatarian 

a person who prefers to be vegetarian, but will eat meat when served by friends or according to local custom

When invited to have Thanksgiving dinner with your in-laws, they ask "We know you're vegetarian, but that doesn't mean you won't eat turkey, right?" The polite response is, "yes, I'm a preferatarian."

preferatarian by Craig SF December 30, 2007

peterstapes

baddest bitch on this giant rock called earth, smart, funny, and has so much swag. She’s also maggie esmeraldas gf

woah peterstapes is so cool bro

peterstapes by swaggy chestnuts March 27, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004