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aba and preach 

Aba(tall one) Preach(one shorter than Aba)Some of the funniest niggas on youtube who have been on the rise late 2019 early 2020 they mostly give their insightful interesting and sometimes hot takes on Men's Rights,Feminism,Mainstream Media, Progressivism,LGBT,Double Standards of Woman AND Men and many more social topics and taboos.
They also do it in a really funny and charismatic way so even if you disagree with them politically you still gets some laughs out of there videos.Hell even if your Apolitical you can just watch their Reaction videos to cringey shit on the internet coupled with their God-Tier chemistry and comedy.

I highly recommend you check them out there definitely one of the most slept on channels of youtube .

P.s they make some skits on the side.
Person 1 : Yo you see that new Aba and Preach vid that dropped?

Person 2: HELL YH! i don't fw them politically but they some funny ass niggas tho.
aba and preach by ixaac20 April 13, 2020
The Finesse God, a unique species of human being designed to be the ultimate God of life
Yo Prasana what's the wave
Prasana by derpyderpdoge June 8, 2019
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A term derived from Afrikaans, it’s original meaning banana. Typically used as an insulting term after doing something insensible or stupid. Also used as a term of endearment in certain situations. Piesang is a nick-name that one can use to call ones friends in almost any circumstance. Use piesang when in need of a term that says everything in one word.
Friend 1: -walks into glass door
Friend 2: -starts laughing uncontrollably
Friend 1: crying in pain but manages to say “stop laughing”
Friend 2: still laughing uncontrollably

Friend 2: manages to say through laughter “ you piesang”
Friend 1: mildly concussed but starts laughing as well
Piesang by I am a piesang November 10, 2021

Bitch preach! 

An exclamation used to emphasize strong agreement with something that has just been said.
Michelle: "I've had enough of this job, I'm quitting after this order"
Kasheena: "Bitch preach!"

Lydia: "These four-dollar short shorts from Kmart are the shizz!"
Kasheena: "Bitch preach!"
Bitch preach! by just like honey December 21, 2015
(n) (1) The shorted version of "paesano." Italian for "countryman", but can also be used to mean friend, brother, buddy, homeboy, or dawg among Italians. "Paesan" is actually the correct spelling, while "paisan" is the misspelled Americanized version.
(2)RARE: an Italian. When used to mean "Italian", paesan is usually friendly and non-offensive, but can be insulting if it is said in a contemptuous or patronizing way.
(1) Hey, paesan, wanna come cruising with us?
(2) Get yer greasy guinea ass outta here,"PAESAN"! We don't like your kind around these parts!
paesan by Jam Master J October 31, 2005
n. means countryman, brother, or pal in Italian. The equivilent of "homie" to Italians and Italian-Americans.
Sometimes shortened to paesan.
Occasionally mispelled as "paisano" or "paisan"
"Hardcore guineas should know that paesano is the correct spelling, right, paesan?"
paesano by Jam Master J April 14, 2005

preadolescence 

preadolescence is a Bedwars player from a Minecraft server called "The Hypixel Network". He is known for not taking any knock back (which is something that players take when they are attacked by other players, which knocks them backwards), and then proceeding to call everyone who does not take any a "Fat Cunt" or an "Aids Player". One important thing to note is that not taking knock back is technically CHEATING in the game, as you have to implement blacklisted changes to your game to give yourself an unfair advantage. preadolescence is known for cheating in this way, and in many other ways in the game. What make this ironic is that he deals fifteen times the normal amount of knock back to other players, and becomes a massive hypocrite when other players either get lucky by not taking any from one hit, are lagging due to their internet, or cheating by calling them the names specified above.

preadolescence went undetected for years, but then got banned from Hypixel, after being a hypocrite, for months.

preadolescence is not only known for hiding the fact that he cheats in Minecraft Bedwars, but he is also known for many other things by his peers. For example, preadolescence calls everyone the "CEO Of Slow" When they do not log onto Discord, or Minecraft the second he pings them or asks them to get on. However, when his friends ping him, he takes hours, if not days to respond, and then proceeds to call his FRIENDS the CEO Of Slow.
Who was the guy who got banned for cheating who says he didn't cheat? Oh. It's preadolescence.

Who was that guy who clowned me for dating this girl I actually love online but is actually dating an underaged e-girl now? Of course it's preadolescence.

Friend: preadolescence, get your sorry ass on the server you haven't responded for 10 hours!
preadolescence: OMMMMMM YOU ARE THE CEO OF SLOW UR AIDS SO FATTTTTT

Who is that guy who gets carried in Bedwars even though he cheats his balls off, and sucks at cheating? Ah! Preadolescence!

Some famous quotes of preadolescence are:
OMMMMMM (which means OHHHH MYYYYYY)
TAKE KB U WHORE
WHY U HAVE ENDSTONE (A block used to defend your bed, which is your respawn token in Bedwars)
CEO OF SLOW
WASTE OF ++ MANIA (A rank enabling you to nickname on Hypixel, so you do not get targeted)
BUY ME ++ (Because he is greedy and won't buy it for himself)
GIVE ME SKYBLOCK LOOT (Another mini game on Hypixel, it further shows his greed)
HE SPENT ALL THE LOOT
GIVE ME IRON ARMOR
IM BRINGING BACK DIAMONDS
THIS GUY FUCKIN FAT AS SHIT (Calls people who do not take Knockback this)
NICE DOWNSTACK (Downstacks require an auto clicker to do, which preadolescence uses himself. It is also a cheat)
SO FATTTT
ITS NOT FORTNITE STOP BUILDING UP
THE N WORD (Except he says the real thing)
THESE GUYS ARE AIDS
NICE SPLITTTTTTTTTT
preadolescence by OMMMMMM June 21, 2021