serak the preparer

Alien cook from Rigal that uses recipipes from: How to cook 40 meals for 40 people

"Hey remember that episode of The Simpsons with Serak the Preparer?"

"Oh yeah the one where he has the cookbook called How to cook 40 meals for 40 people?"

"Yeah that the one"

by HellFish August 10, 2006

prepare the meal

To shave and clean your pussy if oral sex is on the menu for the night.

Well, I better go prepare the meal for Seth, I'm hoping he'll eat at the Y tonight.

Sorry Honey, I didn't prepare the meal. I'd rather we just fuck.

Can you believe Seth told me to prepare the meal next time? He said I didn't pass the finger test.

by One- Balled Man March 2, 2008

prepared nervousness

when you are waiting to do something with the sudden urge right before it happens to not do it

1)
"I really want to go to Dreamworld tomorrow, but I don't know about going on The Giant Drop."

"Don't worry. That's just prepared nervousness."

2)
"When Sam was about to kick Tim in the balls, I thought he was suffering from prepared nervousness."

by Kamikaze Watermelon December 16, 2008

Prepare For This Wu Tang

Be ready to take a humongous amount of pain.

Prepare for this Wu Tang, imma fuck your shit up!

by TrashRapper February 14, 2018

Prepare For Trouble, Make it double

Another way to ask someone to change the channel.

Yo bro, Prepare for Trouble, Make It Double during the commercial breaks or give the remote to someone who will

by jsorcan August 10, 2019

prepared

what you call it when a man has a boner

i looked over, and he was prepared.

by shaquandria August 4, 2007

Prepare your asshole

An exclamation when an upcoming event or deadline is approaching that will most likely lead to hardship. This can be used synonymously with the phrase "Your gonna get raped".

Dakota - "Man, I have two test, a paper, and finals are coming up... I am going to fail out of college...."

Travis - "Well damn, you better prepare your asshole.."

by xSSKT May 24, 2011