prefucktual agreement

An agreement made between two or more parties prior to sexual encounters which recognizes the acts to take place as purely consensual.

If Ben Roethlisberger had only used a prefucktual agreement, he would not be in this legal mess.

Thank God I got that bitch to sign my prefucktual agreement; otherwise, I may be in jail right now.

by jclrk777 October 19, 2009

Preflushing

To flush the toilet first in order to drown the sound of your farts and diarrhea. People who preflush usually shit during the flushing noises.

1. The dude in the stall next to mine was preflushing so that people wouldn't hear his violent diarrhea.

2. I had to preflush right before I let out a loud fart while taking a dump.

by JayZed April 28, 2010

Prefab-Con

In construction, a prefabricated house is produced in a factory, shipped out to building sites, and assembled by folks unequipped to design anything better. The prefab conservative, or prefab-con, brings the same attitude to political discourse: rather than using reason and critical thinking to craft arguments that fit the real world, he trots out prefabricated memes, arguments and conclusions that are passably functional at best. All too often, they are even worse: the typical prefabcon lives in an intellectual house of ugly, wobbly walls that collapse on themselves in slight gusts. Undaunted, he throws up another structure on the same spot, though that wolf named reality is standing right there, ready to huff and puff again.

Our generation has witnessed several prefab-cons, including, but not limited to, Sarah Palin and John McCain.

by John Schwenkler July 1, 2009

Prefail

A Prefail is a term that is reserved for something that fails as predicted.

Asking her to lick my ass after our first date was an automatic prefail.

by Clown Riot September 12, 2011

Prelaughulation

Laughing before you even know what you're laughing about.

The comedian was so good, I eventually found myself in a state of punchline prelaughulation.

by tskool June 14, 2015

prefail

1. to prefail: to fail before you know it

2. a prefailure: a failure-to-be

3. prefail'd: a prefailure that failed

1. Look at his face, he's destined to prefail

2. This product is a prefailure

3. Once again, he has prefail'd

by benny.lin May 14, 2008

prefab

1. (adjective) A building whose components are built off-site (prefabricated), then assembled on-site. The quality of these homes ranges from cheap-ass trailers to the multi-million dollar modular buildings. Prefab homes are at the cutting edge of contemporary architecture (especially green architecture).

2. (noun) A person whose opinions, behavior, style, and/or tastes are determined entirely by others. Prefabs often do not know what the fuck they are talking about, as they rarely take the time to think through what they have been told.

3. (adjective) Of or relating to a prefab.

1. "A Honda Prius pulled up into the driveway of the new prefab home on the block."

2. "Bono indoctrinates the prefabs."

3. "The prefab protestors, unable to adequately respond to the harsh criticism, resorted to name-calling and accusations of racism, sexism, and ungodliness."

by Der Warlord Lol January 11, 2008