prophile

Someone who has an unsettling obsession with looking at the social networking profiles of others.

Being a prophile, he spent many hours looking at the profiles of people he didn't know on Facebook.

by Sparky, OBE July 5, 2010

In a while, pedophile

Often paired with See you later, masturbator

Person 1: In a while, pedophile"
Person 34: See you later, masturbator
Person 1: fag

by mcrobster October 10, 2009

Penophile

Someone who is overly fond of pens. They collect pens that are very particular about the pens they use. A person who goes around the office picking up other people's pens.

Wow Karley is such a penophile, she dipped with my best pens at the meeting!

by MiamiManny November 12, 2019

Pedophile Beard

When a man has an extremely unclean beard. Not as messy as a homeless beard. The beard is usually sported by pedophiles or really messy college students.

Girl #1: OMG! Do you see that guy on the bench? He totally looks like he wants to rape me.

Girl #2: Yeah you're probably right. He has a pedophile beard and rapist glasses. Let's get out of here.

Girl #1: Wait isn't that the dude from our French class?

Girl #2: Yeah, hes probably there to pick up little girls.

by NYer stuck in Montreal March 19, 2009

Paedophile effect

It's when you see a girl or guy who you know is of legal age and they look hot, but only because they look sweet and innocent like a schoolgirl or schoolboy when in fact they are NOT, that's an effect, when they appear to be younger than they are they look hot.

I wish I could be with that girl, she looks so sweet and innocent
Dude!, she looks like she's 16
It's okay man I know that she's 21
Oh, that must be the paedophile effect everyone's talking about.

by NewJaeger March 1, 2015

Republican pedophile

People who mask and defend their awfulness and sexual assaults against a children with their supposed Christianity.

Roy Moore is a “Republican pedophile.”

by imje55 December 12, 2017

Borderline Pedophile

1)One who views, thinks of , and fantasizes of images of girls/boys under the age of 18, but doesn't act on their urges

2)One who is one mistake away from being on Dateline NBC with Chris Hansen

There's my customer, the Borderline Pedophile. He always grabs the teen mags we get.

by Tone' April 20, 2008