predictive spam

When you open iMessage go on the keyboard and just repeatedly tap the predictive text box.

Stop bothering me or I will predictive spam you.
You have 3 seconds 3 2 1 “for a day or so before the test is gonna you know you can do a great idea to the test of you get a test test tomorrow or something like this to be”

by Green circut February 15, 2020

Predictive mask

Sometimes, when someone is being more of a gimp than just a gimp, they recieve a gimp mask! ( see gimp mask, wearing, applcation etc )

Sometimes, they will occasionally recieve of a predictive mask though.

if you are walking along a corridor and the person in front is a gimp, or has said something gimp-like recently, as you approach a turn in the corridor, you make a noise " shhhhh " then when that person turns the corner, you shout " hrrrrrr " thus predicting a gimp mask was waiting for them round that corner, and has now applied itself to their face.

Again, like with space masks, if the person in front predicts this mask is coming, they can " bat " it away in time. by holding an imaginary bat, and hitting the imaginary mask before it is applied, therefore the applicator then gets the mask!

Boy 1: Ok, we need to turn left here
Boy 2: "shhhhhhh"
Boy 1: *turns corner*
Boy 2: Hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
Boy 1: oh fuck! predictive gimp mask...game over

Or

Boy 1: Ok, we need to turn left here
Boy 2: "Shhhhhhh"
Boy 1: Turns corner, and bats away mask!
Boy 2: Oh fuck! now ive got the predictive mask :(

by Giuseppe Mask November 16, 2009

Predictive Programming

The idea where the elites want to make stories but they don't have the capacity to come up with something novel, so they just create media where the story is something that they plan on doing in the future.

Guy 1: Did you see the White Noise movie?
Guy 2: No, I heard it was a stupid movie that was only intended for an esoteric elite who planned the East Palestine event.
Guy 1: What a bunch of predictive programming bullshit.

by Pancrab March 1, 2023

text predicting

The act of conducting a text conversation near a speaker in order to get the false feeing of having a lame super power/ability of predicting an incoming text before actually receiving it. The text can be predicted by a rhythmic patter produced by the speakers.

I like siting by my computer speakers and text predicting. It makes me feel like I have a lame super power.

by Lee Mealone March 4, 2011

Predictile

To project an educated guess on someone's behavior based on a self-centric point of view.

Mack: You just gonna jack it up...I've been there.

Sam: I'm not you. Keep your predictile opinion to yourself.

by Aijalon August 24, 2010

predictible

When you're a retard who either can't spell Predictable or just thought that you found an OG twitter username.

Ey bro throwing that jizz on your mum was hella predictible

by predictible April 18, 2018

Prediction Game

When you feed someone the word they are trying to think of.

I was taught the prediction game in collage in 1995.

by Kuehlstein January 1, 2018