Penus Poonus

Penus poonus is when you make a pooman (Like a snowman) And put a penis on it.

Exapmle: That PooMan has a really big Penus Poonus.

by Dude_40AssWhole January 15, 2009

poonus

when you are in mid poo and it is stuck in the anus a fusion between poo and anus is poonus that is the moment to capture as 'poonus'

when you cannot get the poo out of your anus on the toilet

by mr.p.oonus May 5, 2005

Pwoynus

Another word for penis, or penis said with an exaggerated Australian accent.

A word I devised after considering how an Aussie would say penis.

Sling some more shrimp on the barby Sheila, oh and while you're down there would ya mind givin' me ol' pwoynus a suck?

Cheers darl' ... oh thats the spot... she don't alf' giv a good pwoynus suck!

by Jake Howard May 28, 2008

Pornus Peen

The most annoying creature on the whole entire Earth. This creature is as fat as the Sun, and always farts out loud in class.

As an exclamation: You are as fat as a Pornus Peen!

by Necromancer1000 December 23, 2019

pornus peen

A very fat creature.

Beware of the pornus peen, he can consume anything!

by Necromancer1000 December 23, 2019

Poinus

n. A penis that is shaped like a 12 inch tropical parrot, which squawks whenever it is used for good or ill. Origin: Bomaderry, Shoalhaven region, NSW, Australia.

Ok, get that poinus away from me; it bites!

by Encyclopedi September 6, 2022

Ponus cake

The secret lore within a universe/society which is not to be discussed.

He really wanted to figure out Ponus cake but was afraid of what may happen to him.

by roroporo05 September 15, 2022