Poutang

A blend of the words poutine and tang. It has a similar meaning to the word poontang, but is generally used to reference Canadian pussy that is as warm and delicious as poutine.

Canada's greatest delicacy, "poutang".

Damn, I gotta get me some of that poutang.

by markevee April 20, 2018

Poontangled

Poontangled is a state of being under the control of a said other's Poon or vagina. It is another way to say pussywhipped. In this case the individual is so deeply tangled in the feelings towards another's poon that he sacrifices his emotional and intellectual well-being, and very often financial too, forgetting his manhood along the path of pleasing the poon.

Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.

There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.

Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.

"why is Dan paying for Natalia's drinks when she's clearly interested in other men?"

"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."

by Houdini91 May 21, 2019

puntang pie

to eat someone out

Tyler ate Brianna's puntang pie last night.

by Babicheeks March 24, 2004

Poontanga

A hybrid of the words "Poontang" and "Tapanga", Cory Matthews girlfriend from the 90's sitcom Boy Meets World

Damn, Mr. Feeny, Tapanga is a fucking babe, I'd love to see what her Poontanga looks like
-Cory Matthews

by Alex Southworth February 5, 2007

puntang

Comes from Tagalog (Philippines) slang term 'putang ina mo' which literally means 'your mother is a whore'. Corrupted into english to mean pussy / vagina.

I'm gonna get me some of that sweet puntang next time I'm in the philippines.

by swizzzzles August 20, 2005

Poontang

A juice made from the rare Poonberry tree.

Where did you find the Poonberrys for this Poontang?

by JGriz December 29, 2004

Poontang Patrol

When a male is well-dressed, appearing to be on patrol for poontang.

Damn, look at him all dressed up with his chain and polo. Motherfucker's on poontang patrol.

by Handyman1989 November 20, 2009