Poesklap

To administer a hard open-handed slap, usually to the face of a an unfortunate and irritating pest, such as a younger sibling or co-worker

I gave that guy such a poesklap, he saw into next week!

by Snappie October 3, 2008

ma se poes

A very popular derogatory slang South African term, literally meaning "your mother's vagina". Used across the board to insult someone (more so their mother) or to express anger at and individual, situation or item.
More often than not it is a quick way to provoke someone and a sure way to cause a fight.
Sometimes shortened to just "your ma se...", which is just as effective. Or even expanded as in "jou dubbele ma se poes".....
Also heard often when someone hurts hurts themself, e.g stubbing your toe....."Eina!! Ma se poes!! That hurts!!

Jan: Hey Dirk, your ma se poes!!
Dirk: What did you say about my mother? I'm gonna fuck you up!!!
Spectator: This ma se poes guy wants to fight. I'm sick of these ma se poes nights out!!

by Serpent Tongue August 31, 2006

poets of the fall

Poets of the Fall are an amazing band that hardly anyone has ever heard of outside of Europe. Pisses all over every other band that is out there. And then some. Check out their music on their website, or the repulsive phenomenon that is known as myspace.

Example: Poets of the Fall are the musical form of heaven.

by Adam in England July 2, 2007

Polested

When you're molested by the police.

The other day we were about to film the best clip and we were polested out of the spot.

by Subrosabrand March 7, 2014

Pokésmash

Pokésmashing is smoking marijuana. Just as there are different types of pokémon and pokéballs, there are different types of bud.

Friend 1: dude i just picked up an eighth of blastoise

Friend 2: Let's pokésmash that dank up!

by Ash Catchemall July 15, 2010

Poeshousenice

When something is insanely cool. It is used to describe something that is indescribable. Better than awesome, it's poeshousenice.

Person 1: Hey that is a really cool phone.
Person 2: I know right! It's poeshousenice!

by poeshousenice March 2, 2015

Poets day

Another name for Friday to be used in a work environment.
Based on the acronym for "Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday."

"Are you leaving already? It must be Poets day!"

by 7Hz January 10, 2005