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contraceptive posterchild

A person that exists solely to remind us of the importance of birth control. Lacking essential components i.e. spine and balls.
Wilson is a gutless sack of shit. Fuckin' contraceptive posterchild.
by Holloway11b June 29, 2010
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Demotivational Posters

pictures easily found on the internet by googling "demotivational posters". The posters are composed of a picture (often funny looking, frightening, or disturbing) surrounded by a rather thick black border, and underneath the picture, in the border there is a title for the "poster" that has something to do with the picture, and underneath the title is some kind of phrase that goes into more detail than the title and makes sense of the picture in terms of what point the creator was trying to get across.
"Hey what are you doing?"

"I'm making Demotivational Posters! Here check one out"

"Oh dude that is so true! if you don't hit that jailbait, somebody else will!!"
by House J.R. March 16, 2010
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poster friends

1. Fake friends - act like they care, they don't.
You might have some stuff in common and talk them, but only because there is no one else to talk to. Once someone better comes along you'll leave your poster friends behind because after all, they weren't your friends to begin with.
2. Like a poster, you'll been seen with them in a picture but their not actually there for you when you need them.
3. Someone your seen with but they don't mean anything to you.
"I only eat lunch with my poster friends because I havn't found where I fit in yet."
by Lauren Y November 13, 2005
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Poster Child

A person who is an example of something.
Though Jerry was reckless, he somehow always prevailed due to dumb luck. When they say "Fortune favours the foolish", Jerry was the poster child.
by Zetastic June 6, 2005
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pootle

To move leisurely, with or without purpose.
A: Where are you going?
B: I'm just pootling about
A: you strange person

A: I fancy a pootle. Who's with me?
B: Hurray! From now on, I shall pootle everywhere.
by Flaze July 20, 2008
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Frog Poster

Someone who posts pictures of Pepe the Frog on an image-board website.
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Postell

A Postell (last name) is simply amazing! They are very sweet, sexy, athletic, funny, and blessed when it comes to how they are in bed and the size they are. They are great companions and are very loyal. If you are lucky enough to have a Postell then you better keep him
Met a Postell last night and it was the greates night I have ever had! Best sex too!
by They're all taken December 20, 2016
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