Posting

Extreme standing up. Standing up straight with your hands at your side like a fence post. Basically it is the opposite of "planking" which is sometimes known as "extreme lying down."

I was posting in the middle of Times Square today.

by miesplz October 14, 2011

In the post

Something that is due

Dave is sure going to get beat up.

You bet. It's in the post.

by JJP770 June 12, 2018

post

Acronym for "Power On Self Test", The term is used to define the sequence your computer initiates when turned on.. checking the ram and available drives.. etc

It's before you see the Windows or Linux screen

<Derek> My Computer's screwed
<AndyRoo> Does it complete the POST?

by Matthew1471 November 13, 2004

posted

updated

Oh, a birthday party? Keep me posted!

by californiachic December 4, 2009

post

used to describe something bizarre or paradoxical that contains characteristics of postmodernism or post-postmodernism

"Hey man, have you seen that picture of the black dude with the huge swastika tattoo on his chest? That shit is post!"

by Fill Donna Hubris May 15, 2016

POSTING

Stands for "Pretty Obvious Sexual Tension Involving Nasty Girl". "Nasty" can also mean Nice, New, Nefarious, or Neat. "Girl" can also be subbed for Guy. When, during a social encounter, there's a clear mutual attraction and desire for sexual intimacy that is never consummated.

"Dude, I should be banging right now because I was straight POSTING at that party"

"Did you see me POSTING up with that chick?"

"I just want to engage in some serious POSTING action tonight"

by TPOSTS March 3, 2010

posts

Drinks and chill after a night out, opposite of pres.

Pub for pres, into town to get sloshed, and then back to mine for posts. Hows that for a Slice of Fried Gold?

by oranjeboom53 February 4, 2016