the only person who looks rich and homeless at the same time. also extremely humble and sweet to his fans. some of his hits include “congratulations” “circles” “white iverson” “candy paint” “rockstar“ “i fall apart” “saint-tropez” “take what you want”
has said that he gets face tattoos out of insecurities. also is called a rapper, even though his music genre is very mixed.
his three albums as of july 2020 are called “stoney”(2016), “beerbongs&bentleys”(2018), and “hollywood’s bleeding”(2019).
in march 2020 people on tiktok were worried about his well being since many videos of him acting strange on stage we’re posted. he proceeded to say it was all an act just for the concert.
his birthday is july 4, 1995.
also, charlemagne is an asshole. ifykyk
has said that he gets face tattoos out of insecurities. also is called a rapper, even though his music genre is very mixed.
his three albums as of july 2020 are called “stoney”(2016), “beerbongs&bentleys”(2018), and “hollywood’s bleeding”(2019).
in march 2020 people on tiktok were worried about his well being since many videos of him acting strange on stage we’re posted. he proceeded to say it was all an act just for the concert.
his birthday is july 4, 1995.
also, charlemagne is an asshole. ifykyk
me: i just went to a post malone concert!
friend: sweet!
me: post malone is the definition of “don’t judge a book by its cover.”
friend: sweet!
me: post malone is the definition of “don’t judge a book by its cover.”
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Man, I was really excited to hang out with this girl but she Post Malone'd me for some local rapper with roxies and Xanax.
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Goofus: Yo dawg, I be thinkin' Arby's all of a sudden. Did you just cap off that piss sess with a ripe fart?
Gallant: Yeah brotendo, I just had to Post Malone after dropping off all that froth. Probably because of shotgunning that six pack of La Croix that was in your moms refrigerator after I spent the night at her place. You know how I do, you dig my nig?
Goofus: No...no I don't.
Gallant: Yeah brotendo, I just had to Post Malone after dropping off all that froth. Probably because of shotgunning that six pack of La Croix that was in your moms refrigerator after I spent the night at her place. You know how I do, you dig my nig?
Goofus: No...no I don't.
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