pornament

1. pornographic ornament, as previously stated.

2. A tournament that consists of pornographic events. Not as seasonal as the previous definition.

Guy #1: "He man! You tryin' to watch the big game tonight??"

Guy #2: "Nah... I'm watching the Pornament!!!"

Guy#1: "Ah-hall right!"

by berthabear27 December 26, 2009

Pornament

A contest between couples to determine who can most accurately duplicate scenes from any arbitrary XXX film. The pornament is usually judged by an unbiased third party.

Dick and Jane's morning yoga class really payed off by enabling them to take first prize in the neighborhood pornament.

by Godspan December 15, 2009

Blue Star Pointment

A touchdown, extra point conversion, two-point conversion, field goal or safety the Dallas Cowboys completes against the opposing team. This meaning is opposite to the Blue Star Ointment.

That Blue Star Pointment just got put on again.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant February 22, 2009

pornament

Adj.: A type of tattoo that is adult or pornographic in nature.

Bob just got a pornament tattoo of his wife. It features her large, saggy breasts and a shaved vagina.

by Pejuta December 15, 2009

e-pointment

an electronic appointment made online over the internet

Would you to make an e-pointment online?
Hi, I have an e-pointment at 2pm.

by decken December 15, 2009

poinient

A word that describes the stature of a person, normaly female and dressed in a french maids uniform

Wow, she certainly is poinient

by Jammo November 21, 2004

Parlimenthuwa

In English, a place or an area used to herd cattle. This also explains a stable which uses to herd horses. This area will be used to separate cattle based on their size origin and which family they belongs.

There was a bull fight in the parlimenthuwa

by Lkspokesman December 3, 2018