pork sword 

a penis, cock, dick, etc

friend 1: yo remember that girl bucko from school?

friend 2: yeah bro i remember her why?

friend 1: well she came over my house and sucked my pork sword saturday night

friend 2: you lucky bastard! figures you get your dick sucked b4 i do.

pork sword by MeEzY the mane January 17, 2009

pork sword 

porkimons pride: a huge pork stump that is his ultimate super weapon. thats the form of a pink log. uses clumpy stumpy sauce to attack his foes (see porkimon)

the pork sword was unleash and was hammed against pokemons face

pork sword by slapapig September 24, 2003

Pork sword 

It's that thing you wish was as big mine.

Sorry I'm late, I was with your girlfriend. I slayed her with my pork sword.

Pork sword by Stoma Docking January 11, 2010

pork sword 

a man's pride. his chunk of meat hanging down between his legs.

Put that Pork Sword away this minute! ur gonna have somebody's eye out with it!

pork sword by D. Hine November 19, 2003

Pork Sword Dreaming 

To fantasize about the purchase of a luxury item or expensive gadget that realistically you can't afford. Especially relevant if you have been discussing the item with a friend in a serious or semi-serious manner.

"Hey Man you going to get that huge TV you were talking about?"

"Nah Man, I was just Pork Sword Dreaming"

Pork Sword Dreaming by PSDreamer December 24, 2008

pork sword 

Male genetalia of a hanging nature!

Chad sharpened his pork sword!

pork sword by Porkie January 18, 2005

Pork Sword 

Part of the male anatomy

Last night i was sharpening the pork sword

Pork Sword by Marcy R November 10, 2008