Porkanite

The mineral that overcooked pork chops turn into when you leave them out on the counter for two days.

Also known as: Porkatite, Rock Chops, Cubic Porkonium, or Porkrete

Holy shit, I almost broke a tooth when I bit into that fucking porkanite you gave me for dinner.

by SimpsonVonTouchingWanghardyeah March 23, 2011

Porkistani

A word used by endian to talk about Pakistan

Indians are bad but porkistani are good

by Orientation 2 April 24, 2022

Portalised

When you become so stoned you feel like you’ve entered a portal to another world

Just smoked a 3.5, I’m portalised

by Nortonmcporton October 30, 2017

Ponpalist

A person who asks too many questions

stop being such a ponpalist

by heyiplaysports July 17, 2018

Ponpalist

a person who asks way too many questions

stop being such a ponpalist

by heyiplaysports July 17, 2018

portalastic

Portalastic comes from the greek word partelstic meaning large/huge/massive

It basically means very large or big

Elephants are very portalastic creatures

by Iamtotallynothuman June 12, 2020

portalastic

Big and chunky like yo mama jk lol

Elephants are portalastic.

by Iamtotallynothuman June 12, 2020