Pork

The word "pork" (ta choiridia, literally, 'piglets') suggests for the female genitalia, dating back to early Ancient Greek comedy around 380 BC.

"Or is your preference pork, let my daughter persuade you."

- Line 574 of the play "The Wasps" 422 BC written by playwright Aristophanes. Line taken from "Frogs and Other Plays" by Aristophanes, translated by David Barrett ©1964

by Aristophanes the playwright May 12, 2011

Porking

The act of having sex, or fucking.
Porking is sex without the art
Porking is dirty, nasty sex that includes Vaginal Chainsaw Massacres, Boston Pancakes, or the notorious Hot Karl

Woodcock's porking this guys mom!!!

by The Murphinator January 19, 2010

Pork

Fat porn; usually pictures of overly obese women with 2-3 huge rolls hanging out with a box of donuts nearby.

Me: Are you looking at pork again?

Friend: Yeah, those fat chicks have more to love! ^_^

Me: Right...

by VGnerd91 May 26, 2012

porke

Porke is a word that has evolved over time. Initially, it was meant to be a play off of pork, and mean rotund. But as time progresses and people's humor evolved, eventually it came to stand for slim, lithe, and attractive.

That girl was very porke.

by Smith, Chris November 07, 2006

Porked

When you go bobbing for apples and then someone sticks you in the back with a pork knife

Billy got porked last night at the Halloween party. Poor kid

by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019

The Pork

1. A person, place, or thing with major swag.

Mac: "Dammit, we can't play King's Cup... we don't have any cards."
Monica: "Dude, I brought my deck!"
Brian: "Sick, Moni! You're The Pork!"

Joanie: "I can't go to eat with you guys.. I'm kind of broke..."
Diego: "Don't worry.. how 'bout we all hit up Costco for lunch? Costco samples are The Pork!"

by Macleeeee August 20, 2011

Porking it

When a man beats the shit out of his meat while rubbing A1 steak sauce on it ... .

Mom : (knocking on the door) Hey billy do your homework right away
Billy : fuck up mom ..im still "porking it"

by furrywall June 17, 2011