You can't polish a turd

You can't make something that's not naturally good great even with the hardest attempts.

"After years, he's just never going to change his selfish ways." "Well, you can't polish a turd!!"

You can't polish a turd by SarcasticSeminar101 August 3, 2015

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake 

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."

Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009

Prisha 

Prisha is a very sweet, funny, kind and creative girl she always tries her hardest to impress someone that she idolizes.
She cares deeply about her friends and is always willing to lend a hand to someone in need. Prisha thinks very hard when it comes to art and enjoys it very much. She hides most of her emotions from everyone and is very quiet it takes time for her to open up to people. Overall, you should meet someone like Prisha shes a very fun friend to hang around!

Prisha is such a creative and artistic girl!

Prisha by seasons of earth October 22, 2018

Polishing the Apple 

Sucking up; kissing ass; brown-nosing

Ollie is in the new boss's office "Polishing the Apple"!

Polishing the Apple by talk2me-JCH2 April 30, 2022

Tom Parish 

1. A homie
2. A bag fumbler

Tom Parish: "Ted I've made a huge mistake, I have fumbled the bag"

Tom Parish by Tod2000AD March 14, 2022

Dancing Polish Cow 

The reason we are still alive.

Jessica: Thank God!
John: No, thank Dancing Polish Cow.

Dancing Polish Cow by bruhbruh101 September 27, 2020

Rollin' Polish 

When your driving and you roll the windows down in a car while having the heat turned up.

Gilbert and Mikey preferred to roll polish in the winter in Mikey's 82' Gremlin.

C-Ray thought that he would air the car out a little while getting road head by rollin' polish.

Rollin' Polish by Jrubadub July 25, 2010