porch monkey 

see also nigger
a lazy person who sits on the porch all day doing nothing
typicaly refering to a nigger

"that dude is such a porch monkey"
"i know all he does is sit on the stoop"

porch monkey by fyrchken April 1, 2007

Porch Monkey 

An African American. Slang: Nigger.

Look at that fucking porch monkey eating fried chicken, watermelon, and washing it down with a Lil Hug juice drink. Fucking niggers.

Porch Monkey by Filthy Sally December 18, 2008

porch monkey 

people who are LOUD, ANNOYING, LAZY, you will see them hanging out in groups of 3 or more, you will never see a porch monkey alone, Well, they're lazy good for nothin' tricksters... crack-smokin' swindlers! Big butt havin', wide nose, breathin' all the white man's air!

AND THEY STANK! They always have an ATTITUDE, and are ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING! Oh and they don't know how to talk! You will also see them start dancing randomly to no music?!!? They also have names that usually end in A

Things I unfortunately over hear porch monkeys saying:

Nuh uh that gurll just cut in line, umm umm, I have to go to the bathroom, Ima bout to tell her ass something

Ima smack her ass

Gurl its hot in here

Gurl this line is too long

Ima wear this to the club, Heeeyyy

tameka, tanisha, qunisha, felisha, bonisha, WTF????

porch monkey by tired22 April 2, 2011

Alabama Porch Monkey 

Relating back to old southern black slavery label black women who sat on porches and rock in rocking chairs with their black husband.

Molly: Of course he was young, but know he's a Alabama Porch Monkey

Alabama Porch Monkey by MiiCkEy February 24, 2011

porch monkey 

Racist term from the old South. While entertaining in the summer, after dinner the good White folk would retreat to their respective spaces (women to the parlour or drawing room, men to the porch) for after dinner drinks. The men, desiring to prop their feet up while relaxing, would have the small slave children get on their hands and knees so that the master and his guests could use them as footstools. Hence the term "porch monkey".

"Delilah, go and fetch those little porch monkeys so that my company can rest their feet a spell".

porch monkey by it'llbalright March 7, 2009

porch monkey 

a black person

I walked by that porch monkey's house and he yelled at me.

porch monkey by kcdooggg March 17, 2009

porch monkey 

A derogatory way of referring to Jesse Jackson

That porch monkey thinks he's gonna become president.

porch monkey by Bob December 17, 2003