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Ponsones

\pown-sew-ness\
n. the state of nirvana achieved after accomplishing multiple p'ownage.
v. the act of repeatedly p'owning someone.
adj. a word to describe one who is on a roll at one-upmanship, to the point that everybody else folds.
Sports commentator: "Number 88, how would you describe that spectacular victory?"
Number 88: "It's all ponsones, my man...all ponsones!"

The noobs decided to call it quits when the nerdy kid started ponsonesing them at Halo 2.

Nickarossi: "Just for that minor infraction, I'm gonna get ponsones on your buttocks!"
by Nickarossi August 6, 2007
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more popcorn

A technique used for picking up ladies at the bar which requires a guy to hang out one of his girl friends and her incredibly ripped boyfriend. The guy will send Mr. Ripped to the bar to get some popcorn. He will almost certainly attract some hotties, and when he returns your friend will mark her territory to indicate that he is in fact taken. You will thus be able to hook it up with some of the easier chicks who pass by. Since this process will have to be repeated several times, you will have to yell "more popcorn" for most of the evening. This technique was made popular in the TV sitcom Scrubs.
Tom: Hey man I heard you hooked it up with some honey at the bar last night.
Jesse: Yeah, thanks to Luke and the old more popcorn trick. Works every time.
by messy lessy August 12, 2010
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Poopsocking

Verb. From the root, "poopsock". The practice of defecating into an article of clothing in lieu of leaving a task to use a traditional toilet. Almost exclusively used in relation to video gaming.

Similar in concept, but distinct from Shitbucket/Shit-bucketing; a derogatory term which denotes the usage of a non-clothing receptacle, and is used exclusively toward level-based online gaming.
Player 1: "Man, I need a bio break, but I can't leave the raid."
Player 2: "Same, but I've been poopsocking since the first boss."
. . . Pause. . .
Player 3: ". . .You people are disgusting."
by dicks oak November 13, 2014
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getcha popcorn ready

A phrase coined by Terrell Owens of the Dallas Cowboys which signifies that one is about to put on a show, i.e. a spectacular performance. Refers to the act of getting one's popcorn before watching a movie.
Note posted on Terrell Owens' locker, October 2007:

"Dear Reporters,

Due to the magnitude of this week’s game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 (T.O.) about the other 81 (Randy Moss), I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday’s game.

Sincerely,
Terrell Owens

P.S. Getcha Popcorn Ready"


Piano teacher: "Timmy, have you been practicing that Beethoven piece for the upcoming recital? This is your chance to show everyone how much your skills have improved over the past few months."
Timmy: "Hell yeah, I've been on that shit like white on rice. I'm fin' to blow all you bitches away. I'm gonna rock that shit better than Ludwig himself. Better getcha popcorn ready! King Kong ain't got shit on me!"
by Nicholas D January 14, 2009
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get the popcorn

said by hopeful onlookers when watching a conflict develop between other people. the phrase is meant to symbolize sitting back as if one were at the movies, and watching the battle of words between two arguing people.
joe and jane are at it again, arguing big time. get the popcorn!
by galwithabrain November 1, 2010
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biscuit poisoning

the result of eating too many biscuits, characterized by swelling of the body; obesity
Wanda, you got biscuit poisoning--your ass the size of Texas.
by CrackerNoMore September 6, 2009
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Popo's Training

In Dragon Ball Z Abridged, the training that Tien, Yamcha, Krillin, and Choutsu go through while waiting for Vegeta and Nappa to arrive to Earth. Tien says it was terrible when he brings them back and Krillin, when Gohan asks about it, begins crying. During this time Popo teaches them the pecking order "You, the dirt, the worms in the dirt, Popo's Stool, Kami, then Popo."
*at Guardian tower for Popo's Training*
Popo: Any Questions?
Krillin: Um, yeah, I'm-
*bitch smack sound*
Krillin falling: AHHHH!!!!
Popo: Have a nice climb back up, BITCH!
by Outai October 26, 2009
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