Dr. Paper

When inaccurately applied, a defaming label that portrays people with doctorate degrees as "idiots."

Dr. Albert Einstein was a Dr. Paper.

by Rosskopf December 19, 2013

paper hands

A trader who gets scared and sells. Then watches those with diamond hands land the profits

I wanted to hold, but I was a pussy. I had paper hands. I sold early to watch my wife’s boyfriends rich uncles take all the profits

by Sweet Terry January 29, 2021

paper love

It means love or bound of two person is fragile and easily get tear when get tested such like paper that easy to tear apart.

Our love, is just a paper love. That why it never last long .

by carcax December 6, 2015

paper marvel

A way for enthusiasts to distinguish which superhero world they are referencing. The difference between "paper marvel" and "movie marvel" is the difference between published comics and the films.

"Man, I love the paper Marvel version of the Avengers better than the movies. So much more rich history."

by JormanThoad March 3, 2017

no-ply toilet paper

toilet paper that is so thin that one has to make multiple folds of it before wiping. Usually found in schools, fast food joints, and government offices.

Roger: Man, I hate using the bathroom at school.

Dave: How's that?
Roger: Man, they use that no-ply toilet paper. You got to wad it up at least 4 times to protect your hands!

by brooskitooski September 11, 2010

Paper Lips

Lips so thin they both look like a sheet of paper and will give you a paper cut.

Don't kiss that Jacob Peach guy unless you got a bandaid... He has paper lips...

by fuckupeach July 25, 2019

expensive paperweight

An object that may have had an original purpose (usually electronic devices) or a concept model of something else, but in any case unable to serve its intended purpose except as a display item or a paperweight
Since many of these paperweights, especially those of the old electronics category, required a larger investment at its initial purchase, these paperweights become expensive, hence, the "expensive paperweight"

I found an old ipod in my uncle's basement, but it doesn't even work anymore so now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Is that a BlackBerry?
It WAS a BlackBerry, now it's just an expensive paperweight!

Whoa is that seriously a holographic infrared keyboard?
Nope, this is just the concept model for a holographic infrared keyboard that got rejected during the pitch... So now it's just an expensive paperweight!

by UM North Quad December 28, 2015