Pooty tang

One who's name is usually Anthony. Has a guido haircut and likes to play video games.

My pooty tang came over to paint me purple and play xbox

by worldwidenationalrawdogchamp February 5, 2020

Pooty tang

Pooty Tang, is basically a slang term meaning ''Pretty Thing''. It is often used as a sexual term or to just make fun of a conceited person.
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person 1 - SA DA TAY! POOTY TANG!

by A̶N̶T̶I̶.̶C̶H̶I̶L̶D̶ March 1, 2020

Pooty Pooty Tang Tang

A term referring to a man who is rather big and fat.
He usually smells a little tangy and farts a lot.

"He is so pooty pooty tang tang."

"Hes acting like a pooty pooty Tang tang."

by Pooty Pooty Tang Tang August 11, 2025

Shoplift the Pooty

When a man, who is punching above his weight, offers to be the father of the child of an impregnated girl just so he can sleep with her.

Geez, that Bradford will do anything to get into Shirley's pants. He's now the father of the bun in the oven! He'll make a great chequebook dad. He did shoplift the pooty.

by ratsbackside February 10, 2017

Shoplift the Pooty

When a man is nice to the child of a single mother in order to get sex from her. Essentially he is using the child as a manipulative tool to get into the kids mother.

I real man wouldn't shoplift the pooty

by dr p August 6, 2010

Hijack the Pooty

To get in a girls pants using false pretense or manipulation

C'mon man, you hijacked the pooty. Admit it.
"Jerry McGuire"

by Davis Bernie May 24, 2005

Shoplift the Pooty

When a man sleeps with a single mother with a small child.

Also, when a man expresses false adornment for a women's child in order to sleep with her.

Dude, look at John and Sara. He straight up shoplifted the pooty.

by Magikman May 28, 2004