pootatoe

A turd with significant girth.

"That pootatoe stretched my ring something fierce, I tell you."

"John developed hemorrhoids after wrestling with a pootatoe that split his sphincter"

by Probably Dan But Maybe Not October 21, 2015

poopwater

Synonym of coffee. Looks like water with poop in it, and it makes you poop.

Joe: I drink poopwater. It makes me poop.

Joan: Same.

by poopwaterdrinker December 6, 2016

poptwat

A female in the public eye (POPular culture) who merchandise her sexuality, rather than her talent or intellect.

"That girl in the music video got no talent. She just be a poptwat"

"Yeah, but she look gooood!"

by Grammar Natsci June 23, 2017

Pootato

After spending a huge amount of time and effort tending to your vegetable patch, it is time to harvest the spoils.

30 seconds of digging you find an abundance of carefully buried cat shits snuggled up next to your tubers.

Oh for fucks sake saggerz, all we have got is 300 pootatoes again.

by Torbaydos July 27, 2022