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Pooey

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Slang for someone who stinks like shit or has terrible drip.

Often associated with the term “ya pooey”.
“Angus you pooey cunt, your drip is Terrible
“Fuck up angus you are so pooey, I can smell you from here”
by Diz 😼 July 9, 2021
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Poosey

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Somebody scared of their partners.
"Sunny is a right old Poosey, he's scared of his missus and has to watch what he says/does so it doesn't displease her"

Man1: what are you doing Sunny tonight?
Sunny: nothing, going to stay home with the wife, she's not happy with me and so I have to make it up to her by cooking her a meal"
Man1: You POOSEY!
by Ghazi January 29, 2008
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i pooted

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to fart/pass gas, in the past tense.
have also heard it for synonym for poo, but I believe the meaning is to pass wind.
as Cheese says "Dudes, I pooted" all around are somewhat disgusted by the stench.
by Oz1 August 8, 2007
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What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert

See also muff,cunt,bearded clam,cooter,twat,snatch gash,bearded taco,fuckhole,cum depository,meat wallet,peach,stench trench,parking spot, and tampon socket.
Fuck that, I will never read Harry Potter, just give me some of that hairy pooter and we'll call it even.

I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.
by Boris Yeltsin January 27, 2006
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Pooty Crumz

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The brown particles left behind after a massive fart.
Morgana: "Woah! Did you smell that?"
Mama: "Girl, you better check yourself. I think you blew out some pooty crumz with that one!"
by mamadoody May 21, 2013
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Pooty is like your life force, your state of mind, chi and your general well-being. Your Pooty can be up, it can be down, it can be in-between. You can be a Pooty lifter by elevating the mood and feelings (pooties) of folks around you.
Man, you're really strugglin' today.. let me take you out for food and drinks and get your Pooty up!

I can tell you're down in the dumps today, I'm gonna fan that Pooty flame.

I see that you are feeling low, I'm here to help you fluff your Pooty.
by Margie at Largie December 29, 2021
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