poot

1) a light and airy fart
2) a co-worker named Michelle

Have you smelled Shelly's poot?

by Cindy November 3, 2003

poot

foriegner for 'put'

foriegner not as in sitting on your hand
until it goes numb
and then to procede to wring your rag.

i poot on your belly. okay?

by featurelessface August 29, 2008

poot

Just like shart a poot, is a when you fart, and shit comes out along with it, except in the poop, toot, form.

The look the teacher gave Johnny made him poot.

by glue is crazy May 25, 2006

poot

The act of pooing and booting at the same time.

Fred: What happened to you last night?
Dick: Oh man, I ended up pooting from that Chinese food we ate.

by JSpoot January 14, 2008

poot

an affectionate term mostly used to define cats, but can be used as a noun to show affection toward your love one(s).

I love my furry little poots, they are so loving.

I love you, you're my poot <3

by gracie4938 April 28, 2010

poot

poot for those of you who really want to know, is Pennsylvania Dutch slang for an errant weed gone to seed-especially the wind carried seeds of a Dandelion or milk weed pod. I'm sure its origin can be traced back to a similiar word in the High German of the Palatinate of 300 years ago.

"The young girl earnestly made a wish, then sent the poots adrift with the force of one breath."

by pootlover March 22, 2004

poot

a faint release of internal gases, what gang gang calls people that aren't sweetpies

i just pooted in his mouth!!

ur a poot and im a sweetpie!

by kboheezy December 6, 2004