pootshooter

Someone addicted to putting expreso/coffee into their spinster in the effort to get high.

If Mom doesn't get help, I will seek out a pootshooter support group, I'm dead serious.

by BadKittyn March 13, 2025

peeshooter

A penis, usually small in size but can be used for all sizes

Did you see his little peeshooter?

by Bonto August 26, 2021

peashooter

The act of after putting small spherical objects in a woman's vagina, them taking a deep breath, then pushing down on their stomach, having the objects shoot out.

Hey honey, I thought of trying something new like the Peashooter, you might like it.

by bylerbupuis November 11, 2021

Peashooter

1. A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which shoots peas at Zombies, but rather cheap to place down.

2. A plant from Plants vs. Bloons which shoots peas at Bloons, but rather cheap and has powerful upgrades like Pea Combo, Powerful Peas, Super Peas, Green Shadow and more.

3. (Slang) a weapon which shoots pea-like bullets.

"I got 3 peashooters down and they easily took out a Conehead Zombie with ease."

"I put down 2 peashooters and upgraded them and they can handle Bloons fairly well."

"He tried to threaten a shopkeeper with the peashooter so he can easily try and shoplift stuff before it's too late."

by Otheruser325 January 20, 2023

Peashooter

Some weird freak of nature that Crazy Dave made. Then Nintendo painted it yellow and called it a Bellsprout.

"What the fuck is that thing?"
"It's a peashooter, Belinda."

by anonymous October 9, 2023

Peashooter

An weapon (Commonly referred to firearm) that is ineffective or failed to do it job, Harming people, Atleast severely

JJ: That it you motherfucker, I aint gonna take these disrespect from you fuckface anymore, Go rot in hell!
**Pull out an glock**
Robert: **Pfft** My guy, Your peashooter aint gonna do shit, Go refund it with your local firearm store my man-

by Colonelpancakes February 8, 2024

Snow Peashooter

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise that shoots slowing peas at Zombies which can decelerate the movement speed of the affected Zombie, but also deals the same exact damage as a Peashooter.

"One Snow Peashooter on every lane + 2 Repeaters worth on 2 coluums = The best way to beating the easy levels in Plants vs. Zombies."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023